Doggy Parlour

Soooooooooooooo, it's fairly apparent Mum is taking Lola & yours truly to the grooming parlour today....................we both got wind of it earlier when she didn't spent nearly as much time brushing my hair...........Mum is convinced she wants the ''bob'' look for me.............similar to the doglet in SATC2 who is actually quite a cool dude and kinda in my posse as you need a few celebs now and then to raise your game...........in the movie he is called ''baby'' but in real life he is called Gidget (I like it) Gormley (not so much) and is quite a veteran but looks kinda my age but is in fact 15 years old so really he is pushing a 100 so fair play to the chap as he is still in the movies and not suffering any ageism that the ''ladies'' seem to go through.

Anyhow.....if I am happy with my cut I will duly post pictures..........if it all goes quiet then you know I am throwing my bones out of my pram.

later girls & guys xx

It's gonna be...................a lovely day............

Well we all had a very lovely day yesterday..............in the morning I allowed Mum and Dad to bring Lola and Raider down to the river with Mum, Dad and moi for a lovely walk and the brekkie, it was luvverly and I looked tooooo cute and received a ton of pets and oooohhhs and aaaagghhhsss, so did the other doglets but I am sure I got the most................suppose I will let them have some pic's up (just to fill up the blog don't you see).

We then went home and had a rest before Mum decided we would go exploring so Dad drove to a town called Totnes which Mum said was ''only'' 37 minutes away from us.....................I was sure there was another lady in the car as I kept on hearing a voice bossing Dad on where to drive and when to turn left, I couldnt find her and she is even bossier than mum !!! tee hee.

Totnes is very pretty and has lot's of smelly fishes that my Mum loves but luckily she had a ''gourmet burger'' for lunch (mum has meat when she is due her b12 jab which means I get treats !!!)................I did help her a bit with it but only cuz it was 100% pure steak (that is what the menu did say)................it was rather scrumdiddly and a welcome hold filler as I didn't eat my breakfast and Mum doesn't let me mess around any more so after a long time............about 10 minutes but to us doggies it's over an hour she does pick the bowl up and put the food in the bin which I think is very cheeky but I suppose I must learn.

Anyway......back to Totnes which is full of werry werry steap hills so I was rather glad I was being carried in my puppy purse even though Mum says I look like a ''european wrestler wearing a leotard'' (whatever that is or means !!!), lot's of people stopped and stared, some laughed, some stroked me and I am getting much better at allowing people to touch me as I think it helps them when they touch a cutey pie like me, Mum says it can be furapootic or something like that so I normally let them.

Near the end of the day we stopped at a pwetty cafe for coffee (I just had water) and cuz it was still sunny Mum let me wear her hat for a while so I came over all funny woofing.....shambong and Billy Jean................................innit though.

Hurrah at the Vets

Well, I will admit it and tell you I do NOT like the man in the white coat but today I did hear him say he doesn't need to see me for 1 month and I know that is a lot of sleepies (of course the vet would quite like to see my every day as I am fairly sure I am his fave but I like staying away)............Mum is very happy with my poorly leg, I only lift it sometimes and that is what Mum call's a ''habit''............I think it's a bit like when she buys handbags/shoes & clothes !!!

So good news all round and I can hop to it !!! ha ha. At the vets there was a baby version of me so Mum got all broody but I am confident I am still her No 1 boy, sent from up above....made by the Angels to shower Mum with love.............aaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggghhhhhhh.

Anyhow, onwards & upwards and I will leave you this gem for today.............................

Remember, the sooner your human wakes up, the sooner you can take them for a walk.Humans particularly enjoy getting up extra early at the weekends so that they can make the most of their days off work..............I aim for around 6am............try it.com

Come on Mum.......................

Sooooooooooooo, I have told Mum she really has to get the hang of these blogs........I put all the pawwork in and then end up nagging Mum to update so I do apologise for this weeks new post.

Well what to say, the weather has been playing tricks....first it's sunny and we can go for lovely river walks such as the one above and then the next minute the heavens open up and I just have to thank my lucky stars that Mum packed my raincoat for me !!!! I mean......how wet ?

I know I lucky to have a Mummy that will take me out come rain or come shine and I wuv her werry werry much.

So this is a short update but Mum now has all log-on's on passwords firmly imprinted in her mind so following on from the words of a certain song...............................

Things can only get better !!!

Kissing cousins ???

When I first moved to this green, green land I came across a white fur-baby called Lola......see picture attached...........so yes she is kinda cute.....Mum calls her the "Ickle Clown", Aunty Sara calls here Lola Bola and/or Lola Manilow Paleschi............Yawn.com, anyway here we are getting ready for Christmas caroles and boy were we good.......we did Silent Yowl and Merry Whiskerless, it all went down yowly well.

The funny thing under the tree is Camden, one of the those stoooooopid cats, she looks tiny & cute but boy does she pack a mean swipe and her claws just shoot out from the settee, the bed and behind doors so you really have to be on your guard.

So around Xmas this little fur baby called Raider came for a ''visit'' (that's what Mummy told me) and decided he quite liked it and would stay !!!

RrrrrrrrRaider............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....oh...do excuse me but I do fall asleep so easily when I just know his puppy pic IS going to be gushed at so I will breathe in with love and out with a growl..... Nope !!!....it's not working......no can do.....I may make room in another post for him.........or I may not.

Anyway when he came to stay he was ever so young, I think Mummy said about 12 weeks so we were all meant to love him and take care of him but I wasn't having any of it and if he thought he was going to replace me as the cutie pie.....well....he only lasted a few weeks and then started getting bigger and bigger and bigger and he is still growing but is definately bigger than a donkey.

We all kinda muddle along but I have to put my paw down now and then to show who is the ''Alpha'' and ensure they are clawing the line so to growl, I am just Cosmolicous and nobody can or will forget it !!!

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Well what can I say...........................or bark !!!

It has taken me a very long time to get used to this new place but I am liking the green stuff and am loving the rain as there is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much of it (think my Mum gets fed up with it but I will never tired of it), we sometimes get Mud as well and that's really good fun to roll in but Mum doesn't like it when I do that as tends to put me in the bath straight after........now all that makes me want to do is roll is lot's of yummy stuff but apparently that is wrong as well as to Mum it smells very bad............Humans are very confusing.

Leaving on a Jet Plane.................................

BonJour,

So I am in ''France'' ...... what the F*** , Now I know why Maman kept on putting me in a blue bag !!! We went on this very big machine that took us up into the sky and Mummy put me in her bed, let me out of the bag and I slept smuggled under the blanket for lot's of snuggles.

Apparently I woke Mum up by snoring around 4 hours later and some ''hostesess'' kept walking past me patting me ( I think they love me ).........when we woke I went back in my bag and we came to a very noisy place that Mum said on the phone was Paris Airport ???

Mum then went for a shower and I pottered about in the bathroom and had some water and food and we then got on a very big machine called a train ??? ............well......by this stage I was being sooooooooooooo brave, I was in my Puppy Purse and ready to take on the world....pic's to come Mon Amis.........I am now at my Grandparents with Mum and am trying to make friends with the two chiens that live here, one is a fellow Yorky and we are friends already, the other is a Jack Russel cross and did try to have a go, I let ''her'' have a shot but no more nice guy if she try's it on again.

Anyway, today is a momentous day as it's also my 4th Birthday, whilst knowing I am just toooooo cute for words and look no more than 1 year, I do feel more mature and wordly wise after all this Jet setting so will look to aquire some extra chic whilst in France.

Au Revour Mon Amies.......until later

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