Friday, July 11, 2008

Photo's of Pip-Squeak


As promised photo's of the poorly Pup, her plastercaste is off in the later pic's which makes her a whole lot more dangerous, Mum is convinced that when they operated on her they also removed her teeth and replaced them with needles, I tend to agree with her :), Louis, my big bro just love's her and plays with her a lot....I tend to watch from the sidelines whilst quietly assessing the situation and I then pounce on her like a stealth fighter plan.....

Pip-Sqeak is still here


Some of you may know that Mum and Dad have ''adopted'' a female ! OMG , she is called Pip and was rescued from a car park and she was in a bad way.

Her front left paw was badly broken and it required hours of surgery, Pip may even need it amputated in years to come as it was broken for so long extra bine grew around it.....aaaghhhhh....get over the - poor little pup and think about me.

She happens to be quite cute ( don't tell Mum I said this ) on occasion so I have to make sure she is in no way some kind of competition.

So what if I do the occasional Pee pee and Mum thinks it's her, I have to remain Top Dog, Cutest Dog and Mum's Soul Mate..........Louis plays with her a lot now and I tend to watch from the side lines until Louis has made her submit, then rush in and give her a few nudges/nips until Mum comes in and the does the Dog Whispering thing of......shushing me.........

How very dare she ! , it's just a bit of fun...I mean I would NEVER fully intend to harm her now would I.com ?????

Answers will be given soon......... remember.............I AM COSMOLICIOUS X

Friday, July 4, 2008

Cosmo's Commandments

COSMO’S COMMANDMENTS/CONVICTIONS

1. Food

Owners wrongly think it’s only our jewel encrusted food bowls we are allowed to eat from – they are very wrong! To stake a claim on their food place your paw in the middle of their plate – it then becomes your food so eat it.com

2. Staircase

Use the staircase as your very own Formula 1 race track, the aim is to get down to the bottom before Mum or Dad, by fair means or foul. If you can beat them you get extra points but TRY not to trip them as humans fall faster than we can run.

3. Sleeping Myths

We sleep in our dogs beds – So last year !. First, ensure Mum and Dad buy a king size bed and NEVER let them see we can actually curl up quite small. Sleep perpendicular to them, fully stretched out, f you also stick out your tongue and tail to maximize your space they should then move to the sofa – Remember…….own their bed.com

4. The bathrooms secret exit

The bathroom does have a secret exit……..If by some miracle Mum beats me in there and manages to shut the door it is then necessary to claw, whine, try to turn the knob or get my paw under the edge to try and pull the door open. Although Mum MAY exit from the same door she entered and despite her having used the bathroom on her own for many years without canine attendance I will always ensure as should you that you have to do your utmost to get in there with her.

5. Kissing

The correct order for kissing is to go and smell/lick the other dogs bum and then kiss Mum and Dad.




It's Cosmolicious.com ......................... until next time x

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Strike a pose

Photo Shoot

6am….. All up early today as Mum has to ensure I get a ‘’tidy-up’’ which means Shampooch are coming in their bright pink van , they normally do the full works, Jacuzzi bath, massage, puppy cut and a treat which makes me look like an incredibly cute baby boy ! Today though it’s a quick trim before my foray into modeling as Mum has booked my first ‘’photo-shoot’’

10am….. Oh ohhh….Mum is in a rush as she had her yoga class which ran over, I am so much better at her with the ‘’downward dog’’ pose, her teacher keeps on having to correct her, I have tried helping but she doesn’t seem to like it when I jump on her back which I thought would be the easiest way of communicating that she should ‘’feel the posture’’, Mum just sweats and puffs but realizes practice makes perfect………..I suppose I do have a head start being a dogggggggggggggg……..

11am….. We are now in the car en route, Mum is driving like a local ( many people have commented that she drives like a local and we are still not sure if this is a compliment ) , it basically means very fast, lot’s of swerves, beeping of the horn so I just sleep through it apart from the speed bumps which for some insane reason Mum likes to drive over at approx 80kph, I do not condone this and neither does the chassis or wheel alignment of her car.

12pm….. We have arrived at the studio, I am soooooooooo ready for my close-up !
Lot’s of pretty girls have come into reception to fawn over me, am really getting to like this as well as spotting Mum packing freshly roasted chicken in case she needs to coax me…………COAX AWAY MUM X, I so know the shot they want as I have heard Mum conversing with the photographer but A. I am not stupid B. Am on some poncy hyper-allergenic diet food (more on that later but am soooo not impressed and C. I’ve gotta eat.com

1pm….. I…….AM……A……..SUPERSTAR…………………………………….

Everyone adored me, I have not signed any paw-tographs as they’ll only be sold on Ebay but I have to say it was really good fun and almost cleared Mum out of chicken. The final result is my ‘’cover-shot’’ and I am sure you will agree is completely, categorically…………………………………
COSMOLICIOUS.COM

Three is a crowd

2am….. Well it has certainly been an interesting week, Mum has been staying downstairs on the sofa as ‘Pip’ ( yes she is still here ) pee’s an awful lot, Mum say’s she may be ‘diabetic’ so cannot wait very long before wanting to drink water and pee immediately, Lou and I are not sure about ‘HER’ for many reasons, …..she is a girly, a cheeky tenacious rascal, not so good at playing but very good at chewing and is tiring Mum out, she has just done her 3rd pee-pee in 45 minutes……….Am confident she will leave us in peace soon and go back to her own home.

10am….. Uh oh………..the D.W is back, I am still not sure about her as she is now telling Mum not to carry me up to bed at night and that I have 4 working leg’s of my own………how dare she ?......D.W keeps telling Mum I am an animal, then a dog, then a Yorky and then Cosmo – I DON’T THINK SO………..I am having to re-think my tactics….I will not be overcome.
2pm….. D.W has gone , ‘Pip-squeak’ is sleeping and Mum has her yoga instructor over, Lou and I are joining in, Mum get’s a bit stressed when she is doing her downward dog pose and I jump on her back, I am only trying to help her perfect the move………Lou is now licking the yoga instructors feet, it’s all very calming and is sending me off to sleep.

4pm….. Pip is out for the count , the scallywag has been trying to jump and play with me, I admit I have wagged my tail a few times but she is very, very energetic, she has chewed into Mum’s mobile charger so Mum is having to go out to the car every few hours to charge it, I never did anything like that……well, apart from chewing a few of Mum’s favourite shoes and a few pairs of flip flops, I did always manage to wreck just the one flip flop…..Mum never did see the funny side of it though.

Will chill with Mum now until Dad get’s home, I am still COSMOLICIOUS, still not sure about ‘’Pip-Sqeak’’, we will see.com