Friday, August 6, 2010

Happy Happy


Well I had a very lovely afternoon and played with bestest fwiend in the whole world Lola (that is bestest doggy fwiend as Mummy is by bestest bestest fwiend).............Mum did us a kong each and we enjoyed them and then we played and were werry appy like you an see in the foto........
I then got to thinking about walking and I came up wiv this.........
Walking
There is a misconception that your human will take you for a walk. This suggests that they will lead you. Wrong. The lead is affixed to you, therefore the responsibility lies with you in the direction of travel. Go where you want; your human will follow. If they try to restrain you, make some loud gagging and coughing noises when other people are around. Your human will fear that someone may report them for cruelty, and will therfore ease off the restraining. Always use this point in time to run faster.

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