Adventure Land Part 1

Adventure Land is a magical place far, far away where very special anipals and sum selected hoomans come to meet an purform khallungez, twicks, and ...... well......adventures, da following took place on Wed 25th May and pease note...apart frum Tobe's....no anipal was injured in what did take place.....it started wiv Toby Lawrence who as ya know is me Unkle shoutin out...........

''OH MY DAYS, DERE IZ SUMKINK COMIN FREW DA WOODS TO DA KASTLE - SOUND DA ALARM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''

Cosmo Cowderoy : I bet it's a fly, dat Tobe be such a wooster

Hazel Grey Valentine : bahaha!

Toby Lawrence : Yeah, well you iz gonna be laffinf da ovver side of YOUR fac soon Coss......eye fink it is CWOCKADIALS.........................................

Hazel Grey Valentine : oh stop it! What's we got...ere Tobe....have dese glasses!

Toby Lawrence : Oh fanks for da dem Haze, let me see, ahhhhhhhhhhh, sowwy tis a kouple of logs.................

MrDillon Healy : CWOCKADIALS, *grabs the specks*, let me see

Toby Lawrence : PANIC OVER

Toby Lawrence : Aw shit........................(hangs head and gimps off)

Hazel Grey Valentine : ‎*mumbles* dam...all dat for nofing...dis Toby going to be touble....

Hazel Grey Valentine : better luck next time Toby!

Toby Lawrence : Well, did get us out in da fwesh air for 5 minutes, wot's da prob??????????????????

MrDillon Healy : Let's just gets dis stwaight - we has happointed a nearly blinds, sleepy little mouse as Surveilance Officer !!!!!!!!!!!

Toby Lawrence : Fanks, Hazel, kan eye keep da glasses??????

Toby Lawrence : Lissen up Dill, eye is an ex fwench resistance fiter, so you be wathin out cuz eye is watchin you (sticks two fingers in his eyes and points to MrD). Forgets that fingers actually went INTO eyes, and is now blind............

MrDillon Healy : Bahaha ... I west my case !!!

Toby Lawrence : zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Toby Lawrence : Wassup??????????????????? (Sticks head up quickly and bangs it on log - is now unconscious)..........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Hazel Grey Valentine : bahahah....ISe seeing what Cos meant now about loose marbles...we take up a collection later! bahahah!

Toby Lawrence : zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Toby Lawrence : eye flicker then zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Toby Lawrence : Snoring starting and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Toby Lawrence : Dreaming, Toby finks (is dis da end of my kaweer??????)

Toby Lawrence  : Still dweaming, den finks, 'oo wud weally want a free legged gimp, oo is not werry bwave, and as managed to blind and nock imself senseless on da first mission?)????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Toby Lawrence : STILL DWEAMING two ickle tears come down his ickle face...................................

Hazel Grey Valentine : MrD...you needs to snap Toby out of it!

Toby Lawrence : zzzzzzzzzzzz(twitch) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (tears again) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(leg twitches)

Toby Lawrence : ‎(Stil dweamin Toby kan eer da angel say @GET A BLEEDIN GWIP YOU NUMBNUT)

Hazel Grey Valentine : wear dem glasses Toby and you be fine. pwomise! Can't be worse dan Pwecious twying to tame da dwagons! hehe

MrDillon Healy ‎: *Gives Tobster a good shakins* For goodness sakes Toby - dis is your big chance, you cans make your mark on dis world if you wants to. Now shape up, stand up - shoulders back (wipe your eyes man !) - dere you go, a fine figure of a dog

Toby Lawrence : Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssupppppppp? Oh eye is woken by a voice. Is dat you MrD????? Kan eye still be in da gang den?

Hazel Grey Valentine : ya, cute too!

MrDillon Healy : OK, but let's has no more funny business ... and just wemember, after Victor I is da boss cos I'se a Sarjunt !!!

Toby Lawrence : If dat is da kase den explain wot exactement is a SAR JENT??????????????????????????????

MrDillon Healy : Just fink of it like dis Tobster - when I says jumps, you asks how high

Hazel Grey Valentine : ABOVE you and me, Toby....tinks keeping it simple is best Sir...

Toby Lawrence : Yessir Mr SAR JENT, but ow exactement iz eye gonna jump wiv FREE LEGS ??????????????????????????????????????????????

MrDillon Healy : Bahaha ... you mite be wite !

MrDillon Healy : Tobster - I cans jump with just 2 legs so gives it a twy

Toby Lawrence : Awight ere eye do go (trys to jump and falls over) ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Toby Lawrence : Eye does spose you fought dat was funneeeeeeeeeeeee

Toby Lawrence : Toby waddles off for a moment to get a brandy........................................ 

Toby Lawrence  : Toby crawls back sideways, on one leg totally pissed.............................

Toby Lawrence : Sooooooooooooo wasssssuuuppppp????????????????????

MrDillon Healy : Goddamn it, you are dwunk on duty Toby - go to your quarters and sobers up. I is goings off duty now and I is handings over da reins to Hazel, you is so not up to it yet !!!

Cosmo Cowderoy : Marbel collection in place *passes bucket round* Please donate generously.....we have ''SOME'' members that need a fair few hundred....I thank u....now I am getting back to my blinging so won't be M.I.A as B.I.A ok.....over and out and shake it all about

Toby Lawrence : Wassamatterwivya???????????????????????????

Toby Lawrence : Staggers into tree and is over and out yet again zzzzzzzzzzzzzhiccupzzzzzzzzzhiccupzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Toby Lawrence : Pretty lites on in Toby's head, we think they might be stars ......................................................

Cosmo Cowderoy : Oh dear......much as I love Tobe's maybe we need to create a new position for him...Certified Nutter ?...could be used to intimidate the enemy ?...all those in favour raise paw....we can concur privately & come up with a really ''yummy'' title...try ''somehow'' get food involved in the title and he will go for (his maman and Tobe's himself are fast asleep as its way past midnight in Frenchy Land)

Toby Lawrence : Morning, bluudy ell eye ave got a weely bad head.......wot appened? Woz I zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Mission M & S (Marks and Spencer)

So mum decides she wants to go shopping....bit of food and a bit a dis n dat but duzn't wanna leave me at da Otel place but knows she aint allowed to take me into da shop....so she get's dis big bag out.........

So I looks at her.........

U is up to sumfink....I can tell

she then put's a towell in her bag...I wealises it's her Gucci holdall, I aint normally allowed ta look at it ?........................................why would she put a towell in it......why she do that ?

We then has a nice walk and all is going well........we goes 2 a pet shop and I getz giben a gwavy bone, even meets anovva dawg....a Yorkie in fact called Teddy (orginal.....not)........we leaves da pet shop an mum is actin werry furtively.......den........she goes to a ''kwiet'' place.....and plonks me in da Gucci (she did this at Gatwick when we went ta pick up Gwandma !!!)....twas ok and its big an all but I is sure I kood be awwested if we did eva get cawt ??? !!!.............she lets me head poke out a bit and cubbers me wiv a pashmina (shawl fing)............I ears all dese odd noises....den I ears ''kerching'' dat be £16.78 pease....we walks a short distance and .................... ba ba boom...........................freedom !!!

So we walks off back to da otel....me outta da Gucci and walkin on me leashy....finkin....ma....u is barking but I wuvs ya....................... Da end of our mission but I finks I was werry impawtant in it !!!!!

Gawjus Gina

Gina's mummy did search and search....here and dere and eburywhere to find her darling girly da pawfect Bowdana.....years later she gave up.......den she found me on Twitter and we tailor made our tiniest Bowdana to date......how ''Bow wow Bootiful'' does Gina look ??? Gina was gonna wait for the 4th July to show it off but couldn't wait....she has visitors this weekend so is going to ''model'' it for them.

The First pic is da stars wiv her initial in Swarovski's

Dis pic shows da reverse side wiv a diamente paw print....................she looks ''Pawfect'' and is a werry good model we fink.

For Clare ..............RIP Sweet Baby

"I'll lend you for a little time a dog of mine" he said
For you to love while she lives and mourn for when she's dead.
It may be six or seven years or maybe more than these, but will you, till I call her back, take care of her for me?
She'll bring her charm to gladden you, and should her stay be brief, you will have her memories as solace for your grief.
I cannot promise she will stay, since all from earth return, but there are lessons taught down there that I want Clare to learn.
I've looked the wide world over in my search for teachers true, and from the throngs that crown life's lanes I have selected you.
Now when you give her all your love, don't think it's all in vain, or hate me when I come to call to take her back again?
I fancy that I heard you say 'dear Lord thy will be done' for all the joy that Clare shall bring, and the risks that we might run.
We'll shelter her with tenderness and love her while we may, and for the happiness we'll know, forever grateful stay.
And when the angels call for her we'll brave the bitter grief, but know that deep within our hearts she will only feel relief.

Have ya missed me....have ya though ?

Full blogging will be wesumed by me...da Cosmonaut......we has had werry secret missions ta cawwy out but we be back in full this coming Wed 25th May........okee cokey.....WOOOOOF.com

Swim when your Grinning

As my Cosmonauts will know I is still doin me swimmin lessons each week or hydro-fur-apy as Mum likes ta call it........she did anovva vid of me y'day ta go wiv all da overs of me swimmin cuz dey is all soooo diff'rent...what iz it wiv hoomanz an da flippin camera's an pics and now videos ? Mum took one t'other week when I ad just done a bum burp, had snot comin out my nose cuz I ad swum bout 20 miles an da teacher was going  pooey pooey at da smell of da bubblez I cauzed.......when a dawgs gotta botty burp a dogs gotta botty burp....didnt do nun y'day and had lotza admiwation from me fans................click da link for da movie of da week....I will be signin ''Pawtographs'' at next weeks session ok ?

http://youtu.be/reEn_uL0fI0

RIP Camden

"I'll lend you for a little time a cat of mine" he said
For you to love while she lives and mourn for when she's dead.
It may be three or four years or maybe more than these, but will you, till I call her back, take care of her for me?
She'll bring her charm to gladden you, and should her stay be brief, you will have her memories as solace for your grief.
I cannot promise she will stay, since all from earth return, but there are lessons taught down there that I want Camden to learn.
I've looked the wide world over in my search for teachers true, and from the throngs that crown life's lanes I have selected you.
Now when you give her all your love, don't think it's all in vain, or hate me when I come to call to take her back again?
I fancy that I heard you say 'dear Lord thy will be done' for all the joy that Cam shall bring, and the risks that we might run.
We'll shelter her with tenderness and love her while we may, and for the happiness we'll know, forever grateful stay.
And when the angels call for her we'll brave the bitter grief, but know that deep within our hearts she will only feel relief.