Oh I lubbed being by beside da seaside

So mummy and I had made wunnerful friendz wiv Tepo Wallace and Dress My Dog on facebook and twitter, we had spoken on da dog n bone & dey had helped an guidid me mummy frew sum tough an tricky times so it waz time fur sum fun and to finally meet dem so off mummy drove (wiv her tom tom so we woodnt go wong wong) to da seaside near Folkstone........we waz soooooo excitid we juz ad to get to da harbour and beach so when we gotz to dere hoose we piled in to dere car and looky what we saw.................

As you can see da purple colour be werry popular wiv da boats but me not know why.................

Den we passed diz special Mermaid who watches out fur eburryone and dere was cwazy peeps swimmin in da sea !!! now da sun waz out but it waz Septemba & ooooh so breezy.....wowsa
But we fawt it waz a good foto op so mummy primped and preamed my hair just sooooooooooo

Baaaaaa Haaaaa Haaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!!!! me dntz fink L'oreal willz be callin me anytime soon and aldough it looks like it we didnt stwetch da photo.....sooooo funny.....dats me dough, da Dog wiv a Bob on his blog , lubs it.com.

we said ello to da baby gulls as dey is not so scawy az da big one's who steal ya food.....and den we went down to da beach........shoes off and letz play at sandcastles, Antee Linda did buy me my werry own bucket and spade kit.....oh my days I waz just soooooooo excited to get diggin and playing

Now I will hold ne ickle paws up and admit I got a ickle bit ob help for da final wesult......looky

 I was King of da Castle

well we waz all so tired afta working so hard dere waz only one fing fur it ''FISH & CHIPS''

oh the smell, I waz dribblin just wiv da wafts of it comin near me, smellin da wunnerful fish an i pleaded and pleaded and it worked !

afta lunch as we got up to walk to da car mummy stopped az she waz feeling a bit sandy......BOL

Me mummy be silly but we lubs her *nods head* , den we said goodbye to da beach & harbour..........

and Ta Ta Folkestone and back to da hoose.......what a wunnerful day wiv wunnerful people (my Antee Linda & Unkle Jim), by da time we gotz back to da hoose I was sooooo tired..........

I waz out fur da kount whilst da hoomanz had sum vino collapso and watched dat funny programmy called da X factor, me finks dere should be anipals woofin on dere so went back to zzzzzzzzzzz

So datz waz da end to a ''pawfect'' day and we iz sure to go back again and again and again cuz our new furriends be wunnerful people through thick & thin and dat my pals is ''Priceless'' xxx

DumbAss

So I was juz goin frew me faceybook messages and found a commengt on a post....one ub da onez datz sooooo funny u weads all ob da wesponses an I juz had to put it up here cuz it just be so funny.........
Mp Ramsey
I HATE REPEATING MYSELF OVER AND OVER SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST DAM TIME I POST THIS STATUS! NOT ONLY DO I DESPISE BEING ADDED TO DAM GROUPS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION BUT THIS IS THE RUDEST THING YOU CAN DO TO PEOPLE HERE THE WAY FB HAS THIS SHIT SET UP NOW! WE HAVE TO APPROVE ANYTHING THAT IS DONE ON THIS DAM SITE YET ANYBODY CAN JUST GO AND ADD US TO ANY GROUP THEY WANT JUST TO GET DAM MEMBERS! I DON'T DO THIS TO OTHERS AND I EXPECT THE SAME DAM RESPECT!!!! IF YOU CAN'T RESPECT MY WISHES AND NOT ADD ME TO GROUPS WITHOUT ASKING ME IF I WANT TO BE IN THEM THEN I DON'T NEED YOU ON MY FRIENDS LIST! NUFF SAID!!!!!!!

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    Brenda Coston You go Mp!

     
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    Donna Thompson unfortunately, FB is the major cause of this problem, sweetie. But I agree with you 100%, it is annoying to be added to groups that you have no interest in or don't want to be part of.

     
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    E-z Rider Datz rightz....*Highpawz to dat bro*..Dat goez doublez fur meez.Any mofo dat add me too a group...GETZ DELETEDZ!!!!!

     
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    Mp Ramsey

    I know miss Donna I'm just as pissed off at fb for this bullshit! If they only set it so you had to be approved to be added to a group like you have to approve everything else then this wouldn't be a dam problem at all. But they don't and p...eople should realize that it's annoying and rude to keep doing that shit! Bro I've had it and all my other pages too! Bella Boo has close to 2000 friends and her notifications are off the wall to begin with and she is constantly being added to dam groups!!!! This really needs to be a priority with fb!!!!!

     
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    Gerri O'Neill Yup, so true.

     
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    Sarah Lea amen!!!

     
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    Cosmo Cowderoy i finks u should say what u weally finks !!!!!! BOL

     
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    Mp Ramsey LOL Cosmo Cowderoy I think I'd like to keep my account!

     
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    Grommitt Eckhart I had to steal daddy's e-mail to get a FB account, and then he wonders why his in-box is full of cat sh*t. I mean group notices, oops.

    
  • Mp Ramsey LMAO!!!!!

     
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    Hattie Angles Baker i dink i addid yuu to da fawt kwub widowt yur permishun.....*kwyz*, i just dunk yuu woolda wiyked it. pfffffffffft! *holds head down in shame*

     
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    Mp Ramsey I know you did Hats. I just kinda turned my head and let that one slide only because it was you sweetheart ;) Love you ♥

     
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    Hattie Angles Baker yuu shoold hab told me i was bad, yuu coolda spanked me er summfin. i neber want ta hurt nowun. next time i not addz peeples, i just post it on mah payj en see if dey wanna join. dankoo mp.

     
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    Hattie Angles Baker now i gotta go sit in da corner wif dat haiwdoo dat i weally don't wike.

     
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    Hattie Angles Baker may i just wear my hat insted?

     
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    Mp Ramsey You're welcome sweetie. I could never intentionally hurt you for anything ♥ We just get added to so many and then all those notifications and emails pour in from all of them before we get here to know we are added and it's really hard to catch up with everything that's all sweetie ♥

     
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    Mp Ramsey You don't have to sit in any corner. You can just head over and have some drinks and enjoy ;)

     
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    Hattie Angles Baker may i be ekskewzed yet?

     
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    Mp Ramsey Only if you give me a smooch first ;)

     
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    Michael Mayo Well I'm guilty of adding people to Butterball's group without consent. Most of my friends are because of my cat so if they express interest in Butterball, I add them to his group because that's where I post all his antics. But you did give me something to think about.

     
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    Hattie Angles Baker ‎*******************SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHHHHH*******

     
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    Hattie Angles Baker i can't lib widout da butterball weeport

     
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    Mp Ramsey

    Now I like that sweetheart ;) Michael if it's friends that are already following your posts and have expressed an interst I can understand. But I have had some friends that have never said shit to me before just adding me to groups just to... get members there. Hell I could have several thousand members at Envy if I did that but I want people that I know want to be there in the first place so that our membership has less turnover plus we don't have so many unhappy members ;) I also don't add people like that because if I don't want it done to me I'm not gonna do it to them lol.to... get members there. Hell I could have several thousand members at Envy if I did that but I want people that I know want to be there in the first place so that our membership has less turnover plus we don't have so many unhappy members ;) I also don't add people like that because if I don't want it done to me I'm not gonna do it to them lol.

     
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    Hattie Angles Baker I'ne a lubber not a fiyter

     
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    Mp Ramsey And I luuuuuub me some Hats ♥♥♥

     
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    Mandy Porter I never add people to groups. If I am in a group I think people would like, I send the link to the group and tell them they may be interested. It blows that I can't just send an invite. UGH! And Hats, you are a good girl. No one could ever get mad at you. If'n they did, we'd have to call the guys with the white coats to bring that person the "hug me" jacket and put them in a room made of pillows.

     
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    Tilly N Jack Ruh oh... we not tik we did that to you.. cuz we know yu feel strongly bouts dis! If we did we gosits n corner wid Hattie Angles Baker but we tin we in the clear....... oh dear..... **** slowly walks ober to corner to sits wid hattie****

     
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    Tilly N Jack ‎(Tilly) yu de dumbass if we did this jack!!! (Jack) I am no dumbass Ms. Bossy Pants!!!

     
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    Aurora Bellissima but I jes added you to da "Don't Add Me to No More Sucky Groups!" group, dat's ok right?

     
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    Mp Ramsey LMAO you guys!!!!

     
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    Aurora Bellissima oh goodie ;p I dint think you'd mind dat one since da subtitle of dat group is "Or I'll Turn Your Sorry Ass So Inside Out You'll Hafta Type With you Toes So You Can See The Screen Causa You Head Be Stickin Out You Butt"

     
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    Mp Ramsey You mean they'd have toes left????? lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!

     
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    Aurora Bellissima well see! dat's why dat group needs you!

     
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    Cosmo Cowderoy dese posts be soooooo funny dat my mummy has water comin outta her eyes.....she be LHAO and I be LMTO and Hatties Angles Baker is da sweetest puddy cat I az ''eba'' known :) *holds out da paw to shake Hatties* hewwo, I be Cosmo and I dont hab no groups but I lubs abin furriends

Oh my dayz I haz laffed and laffed................I opes dese haz brawt a smile to your faces......laters xxx

Bonnie's Bowdana

Now diz was werry funny........bootiful Bonnie the westie wanted to order one of our Bowdana's BUT as a surprise Bonnie's handsum boyfriend Jack had alweddy put an order in fur one as a surprise fur his beloved.......so we had to do a bit of cloak and dagger as Bonnie's mum had ordered xtra bling and couldn't work out why mummy hadnt billed her for the extra bling......she juz kept saying s'ok....we will sort it out ! ha ha ha......so we started da blinging for da Bon Bon.

So here is Jack, Bonnie's beau

JackMcWestie is from North Wales and as he says (and it's troo) he is a Cool dude looking for anipals. Love to tweet, eat and keep fit. Live life of luxury. wag wag

So you can see why he be in love wiv Bon Bon and Bonnie Boo in lubs wiv hm, here be Bonnie before she did gettid da Bling Bling Bowdana......................

As u kan see she is werry werry gawjus and alreddy has her bling on her collar but Bonnie wanted more and what Bonnie wants Bonnie gets (BOILED EGGS) be her favourite tweat at da moment !!!
Da day came when her parcel was delibered but no-body waz home.....when Bonnie's mum and Dad went to da post office....dis be too....dey woodnt gib dem da parcel cuz it waz addwessed ta Bonnie and she had to provide photo I.D !!! Dey ebin went back wiv her Kennel Club papers and pointed out dat she waz a dog but NOPE dey woodn't budge......now how wedikuloos is dat ??? So silly postperson said dey wood redeliba it on saturday so dey all waited in werry excitid, Bonnie knew sumfink spechul waz coming for her cuz she chozid da colour and amount a bling she wanted so she waited ALL morning at da window and wood not budge till Mr Postman came....................see here

So finally on Saturday 10th September..................there was a knock on the door ...............................and we dont need any more words.............just looky look  at Bonnie the superdogel !!!!!

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and the denim reverse !!!

So how's about that then..........it was definately worth the wait and dis is what Bonnie's mummy said :

Thank you so much. I am blown away here and she loves it. I can't stop looking at Bonnie, she looks so cute. She loves it so much. I took it off her when she had her dippy egg and she looked at me and tried to grab it back! When she had finished her egg she ran to have it back on! I can't believe how kind Claire and Jack are. I am simply blown away. Love from a very proud Donna and Bonnie xx

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