Friday, April 29, 2011

RIP Camden

"I'll lend you for a little time a cat of mine" he said
For you to love while she lives and mourn for when she's dead.
It may be three or four years or maybe more than these, but will you, till I call her back, take care of her for me?
She'll bring her charm to gladden you, and should her stay be brief, you will have her memories as solace for your grief.
I cannot promise she will stay, since all from earth return, but there are lessons taught down there that I want Camden to learn.
I've looked the wide world over in my search for teachers true, and from the throngs that crown life's lanes I have selected you.
Now when you give her all your love, don't think it's all in vain, or hate me when I come to call to take her back again?
I fancy that I heard you say 'dear Lord thy will be done' for all the joy that Cam shall bring, and the risks that we might run.
We'll shelter her with tenderness and love her while we may, and for the happiness we'll know, forever grateful stay.
And when the angels call for her we'll brave the bitter grief, but know that deep within our hearts she will only feel relief.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

PAWTY TIME

So it was me mummies B.F.F 40th Burfday last weekend and we did do lotsa surprises....my prezzie was what Rachel (datz be er name and don't wear it out) and she is lubberly....she as a stinky cat who I dont be likin but part frum dat I lubs Antte Rachey.......so she likez ta snuggle on da settee so I's did get her dis dawg snuggler....u puts yor hooman ands in da corner paws an u be as snuggly as we be in our furry coats (mind u for da wecord I as hair cuz A. I is special and B. Yorkies don't weally ave fur it's closer to hooman hair, datz be why we as ta wear coats n fings in da winter cuz we getz werry cold ok ? Dat be a ''Cosmo Concierge'' update, I likes ta elp whenever I can......so on to da pawty

When mummy an Wachy (if she lubs u datz what u calls er) had a disco nap dey gotted weddy an drove to Wachy's mums house where dey did champers, nom noms and a special burfday cake for da burfday girly....dey even did doggie nom noms cuz dey know I is a ''Super-doggel'' .....I ad ta do a few pawtographs but datz ow life is when u b in da spotlight....I let a few people look at me but didnt let no-body touchy me....datz weserved for special hoomanz.


Dis be da burfday cake.....Wachy looks werry young for 40 dont'cha fink ?


Dis be Wachy on da left and my mommy on da right......dey be all glammed up !!!


Dis is dem again in da limo......I allowed dese pic's to be taken wivout me cuz I ad a boys night in wiv Wachy's Mum's B.F who be called Brian...he lubs me an I kwite likes him.....we went for a walk an I did 2 fat squidgy wet ones for him !!! tee hee hee....den we went back ome and watched animal planet and I ad a few doggie dohnuts......nom noms....dey were furbulous.


Mummy (bless her) ordered just da one cocktail in my honour....course it was a ''COSMOPOLITAN'' which is what I was named afta but I be Cosmo for short.....now I still not sure bout being named after a cocktail but it was dat or Pucci so I kwite appy wiv it and I finks I is a Cosmo type a dawg ? *nuff said*

Dis be the ''little'' cocktail Mummy had, she was impwessed it did lasty her for 3 hours.....I should fink so...I could of ad a swimming lesson in it t'was so big.


Dis be da two BFF's togevva.......dey lubs each over like no over and I fink dats good....u gotta ave furriends aint ya ?


Den dey all traipsed ome...an I mean traipsed....in fact mummy did her tippy toppy walk cuz her heels were nearly as tall as me.....Limo to Bar heels she calles em but dey did make her look way tall so she was happy.....mind u as soon as she got in she put her leopard print slippers on.....dont blamey her....I ignored her for a bit and told er to talk to da paw as this picture shows.....u gotsa make em fink u has been miserable even dough I had de bestest time wiv Brian !!!


So dat was da PAWTY....next one is only gonna appen if I is allowed ta go......I will be da ''pawfect'' guest of honor............I lubs to pawty...I be doing my breakdance which I normally duz on fox poo but sumtimes just ta keep mum appy I duz it on da rug.

Later folks and wemember....................it's gotta be COSMOLITIOUS.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

For Yoda...RIP my friend.


''I'll lend you for a little time a dog of mine'' he said


For you to love while he lives and mourn for when he's dead


It may be six or seven yeas or maybe more than these, but will you, till I call him


back, take care of him for me ?


He'll bring his charm to gladden you, and should his stay be brief, you will have his


memories as solace for his grief.


I cannot promise he will stay, since all from earth return, but there are lessons taught


down here that I want Yoda to learn.


I've looked the wide world over in my search for teachers true, and from the throngs


that crown life's lanes I have selected you.


Now when you give him all your love, don't think it's all in vain, or hate me when I


come to call to take him back again ?


I fancy that I heard you say 'dear Lord thy will be done' for all the joy that Yoda shall


bring, and the risks that we might run.


We'll shelter him with tenderness and love him while we may, and for the happiness


we'll know, forever grateful stay.


And when the angels call for him we'll brave the bitter grief, but know that deep within our hearts he will only feel relief.












Monday, April 11, 2011

Sunny Days

Hello everyone, I hopes u had a wuvverly weekend......me and Mummy spent sum time in da garden, I was kwite weeflective finking....shall I chase dat buzzy fing or not ??? Mummy seemed kwite scaredy of it cuz she skweamed a lot so I fink it may be sumfing to leavey alone.... One thing I do like in da gardens are da daisy flowerz cuz dey dont makey me sneezey......dere are lotz and lotz of em.
Dem mum fawt she wood be klever and plont one on me ead, she den started singin a song asking for my answer !!! ??? but I dont know what da kwestun was, hoomanz get silly when dey has had sum sun dont they ?

Anywayz, we relaxed and took fings easy......dis was not easy as there are fings in da garden dat I can chase safely to pawtect mummy from....butterflies....shadows...funny noises, it's hard work and I get werry little west....mind u my furriend said if I duz a belly flop on da buetterflyz I mite b able ta get onez...I is gonna twy dis next time.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

''Hydro-fur-apy''

Oh my days what is this ???..............it says swimming suit...............please No Mum, I will never live it down, I gotsa keep me street cred.......
So it's my swimming lesson today which duz be elping me leg a lot, I quite likes da water and swam a lot when we was living in Dubai..., we swimz at Hendon and they be werry lovely to me there.


sumtimes I tries to drink some of da water but it dont really taste as good as da normal stuff but I always finks it will empty da pool quickly if I dwinks da water.....
If I getz da hiccups I has to come out for a rest and datz when I get ''drowned rat'' comments from da silly hoomanz !!!

Wish me luck anipals and I will see's you all later.................woofy woof.com p.s If u click on the post title ''Hydro-fur-apy'' it'll take you to da people at Hendon who helps lotsa dawgs like me for more information.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Bowdana's...Part 2 Spring/Summer

We have now introduced our Spring/Summer collection of Bowdana's....these are reversible depending on your mood so look out for the post....Your a ''STAR''................enjoy









We have introduced faux fur Bowdana's to the ''Cosmo Couture'' range and these come in...Lynx, Brown Leopard, Snow Leopard and Dalmation, we can apply a Swarovski crystal pawprint on it for that added ''bling'' or an open crystal pawprint with your fur babies initial. Some people just order the faux fur as they are stunning just as they are and feel so luxurious....we are happy to send out a sample of the fur if you are undecided. They all look and feel ''fur''bulous !.


We also do one off bespoke designs....these are literally festooned with crystals following the animal print and we always look at your dogs colour, breed and what will make them look pawfect...the photo's above show all our current faux furs and we will showcase our Spring/Summer ''Star'' collection on a separate post.

All ''Bowdanas'' are priced on application as it depends on what you choose...to bling or not to bling and whether your fur baby is a small, medium or large size....the ''Bowdana's'' themselves are all machine washable on a gentle cycle and have been road-tested by all manner of ways....swimming in the sea, rolling in mud.....sleeping in them for days as they were just to Gawjus to take off and the doglets modeling them are Mr Harvey Pearse (Dalmation) as well as yours truly !!!......................it's simply ''Cosmolitious''.





April Showers & all that bling



Now we is back in Engerland we has had werry wet weather......rain and rain, wind (& not just me), luckily I have a selection of raincoats which is werry important for us Yorkies cuz we have hair instead of fur so when we getz wet we stayz wet and then we starts to shiver.


I found some poops but Mummy was way toooo quick so dat did put an end to my normal game of doing a breakdance over the poop, but den it would have meant bath time which is one time I dontz like da water so much.


I likes the rain a lot and lubs to splishy splash in da puddlez, I fink dats why I likes Engerland better dan Dubai as dere is much more water to play in........Mummy even wore her welly boots today (even these have been attacked by her crystal addiction !!! I duz like em cuz they be all sparkly..............I fink she was a magpie in another life, BOL.

Us dogs have a god-given right to be in water, no matter where it is or what its colour or small. We know we have this right, particularly when our hoomanz throw sticks and balls into ponds, lakes and even the sea. If your hooman is ever slow at throwing it in, enter da water first to let dem know you wantz to play this game !!!

''The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog'' - Ambrose Bierce.




Saturday, April 2, 2011

Birthday Dinner never to be forgotten

So Mum & Grandma went to Bordeaux for a couple of days to Visit their friend Myra, I stayed with Grandpops who took me fishing (more on that later).The drive was ''interesting'' as Grandma has tinitus & cataracts so has no idea what the GPS lady is saying much less look at da mappy fing & understand it ! Mummy was werry afraid as coupled with this Grandma pressed da NO TOLL's button by accident but still drove at hight speed in da middle of the country lanes (cuz that's what the french do so she sayz). Mum took a tablet called Valium outta Grandma's purse, sprayed half a bottle of rescue remedy down her gullet and screamed as well as prayed. Whta should have been 90 minutes turned into 4 hours so Mum kept her head down most of the trip & facebooked goodbyes to everyone as well as rocked occasionally back and forth......but when they arrived and Myra gave Mummy a bottle of bubbly with a straw calmness was swiftly restored and mummy even chillaxed for the evening which was such an amazing delight.....from copious amounts of bubbly to all of mummy's favourite food................





For the first course they had a gazpacho thingy....(I know but what duz a dawg no !!!), and for the main course Mummy's fave.....kinda deconstructed Coquilles San Jaque (I can't spell, I am dawg) with the addition of some lovely fish............at this stage everyone was full ''UNTIL'' the birthday cake was brought out and they all decided it would be rude not too partake............




The party girlies kept drinking till 2am when aided with milk thistle capsules (procured from mum's purse) they tumbled up the stairs and fell asleep with the biggest smile on their faces.


Merci Mon Ami Myra votre generosite ne pas connait de limites et notre soir sera souvenu a jamais de comme tel un temps charmant. Bisous Bisous.