Mummy u iz ''fired''

So mummy waz elpin me (a bit) wiv me blog n she claimin she toooooo bizee wiv my new website !!! iz not wite iz it !!! I iz da Cosmonaut........I haz ta be obeyed and adored an all dat jazz so in da bweef intalude Iz gonna showz u me kissmass pics ok ?

Heres we go..........

Az ya kan see....diz me az Santa's cheekie Elf...I elps im a bit soz I getz a good kissmass gift

diz next werry pawetty kard waz dun fur me by my pal Gizmo.....I fawt it waz wubbly xxx fanks Giz, in fakt he didz da 1st wun too of me....he werry cleba, well he az ta be cuz he be my mate , BOL.

nowz ya kan seez i az a bit of ''attitude'' in diz pic....I iz lookin well cool and diz was dun fur me by my pal Buffy who wote a book an I iz in it !!! whooooo hooooooooo.com bing bong, we iz sooooo xcitid.

and finallees

Baaaaaaa Haaaaaaa Haaaaaaa.......diz me being a Baa Humbuggee.....I ad had enuff of a foto shoot an I said oe in fakt i fink I barked.....daz enuff !!! i wantz sum chikkin !!!

Well pals....I weally hopes ya haz a wunnerful kissmass an fur all my new & old furriends...I haz had a wunnerful time meetin an chatting wiv ya diz year....i wubs you all and I be back soon and wememba....iz ''Cosmolitious'' xxxxxx mwah