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| Victor Flagel....Our Leader |
Sooooo Victor, our leader in Adventure Land has been M.I.A datz Missin in Actun not sunnin it in Miami for a few days, we duz getz worried so starts a search and wescu frew da castle......Da agents Involved are :
Susan, Bunny, Hazel, Mr Dillon Healy, Ellen Krutolow and yours truly and a ''BIG'' BEAR.................read on and pray fur us as we still in Rushdie Land who we believe have Victor and wanna xchange im fur one of our dancing dwagons in adventure land.................
MrDillon Healy :Susan, Bunny .... go frow da magik dust so we cans check out da castle, if it don't shows up anyfink we has to mounts hoperashun Russia
Bunny Foo Foo : Will do sir!
Hazel Grey Valentine : MAGIK DUST!? Whens did we gets some of dat stuff?
MrDillon Healy : I placed a spechal order Hazel, youse not da only one wiv a little bag of twicks
Hazel Grey Valentine : teehee, where you place spechal order at, D? Tinkerbelle and Peter Pan Inc.? bahahaha!
MrDillon Healy : Hasn't you ever heards of Magik.com ?????
Cosmo Cowderoy : Oh My Dayz I best stay away when youz duz da dust cuz aldough I be a hypo-allegenik dawg I az gotz allergies meself and dat'll make me sneeeeeze !!!
Bunny Foo Foo : I threw all of mine....now what?
Hazel Grey Valentine NOPE! Has now doe! *gets bag of twicks weady to go*
MrDillon Healy : Did it shows anyfink up Bunny?
Bunny Foo Foo : Nope...maybe where Susan is throwing hers. Where is she?
MrDillon Healy : S'OK Cos, I has assigned Susan and bunny to dat job, I knows your nose is delikate
MrDillon Healy : SUSAN, S U S A N !
Hazel Grey Valentine : *giggles @ delikate*
Cosmo Cowderoy : *giggles* an takes ankie away from da cute button nose
MrDillon Healy : Hmmm ... Susan's not answerings, hope to goodness da rushdies hasn't got her too
Hazel Grey Valentine : Shits! Mum says Ise gotta go! Sowee! Ise twy to come back water!
MrDillon Healy : You'se gonna be missed Hazel Grey Valentine
MrDillon Healy OK TROOPS, NOTHING FOR IT - WE HAS TO GO TO RUSSIA !!!
MrDillon Healy : *Gets jet out of the hanger*
Bunny Foo Foo :Good thing I'm covered in fur.
MrDillon Healy : Fink you may even needs some warm clothing Bunny, it be weally cold in Russia
MrDillon Healy :*rushes to wardrobe room to collect lots of fake fur coats*
Bunny Foo Foo : No problem. Got my stuff right here.
Cosmo Cowderoy : I bwing more supplies of me bejewlled faux fur Bowdanas, we can use um ta exchange Victor a few of dem ?
Susan Kelly : Susan is missing. The only sign of her is her synthetic fur muff laying on the ground. Uh oh
Cosmo Cowderoy : OH.MY.GOD
Susan Kelly : The castle goes very quiet.
Hazel Grey Valentine : tinks dey took a wunch bweak, Susan...
Mr Dillon Healy : Hmmmm .... If'n da ruskdies has him, we has to fink of a good plan - frow dis magic dust in ebery room in da castle first, if they is wearing invisble cloaks dis will expose dem
Cosmo Cowderoy : werry good D, werrrrrrrrry good *claps paws*
Susan Kelly : Yes sir!
MrDillon Healy : *Phew* Fought we'd lost you dere Susan !
Susan Kelly :.................................................................................................silence......................
Cosmo Cowderoy : and now we flippin well az D....what we do ??? *slaps paw ta foread*
MrDillon Healy : Fink we might has to delay dis misshun til later in dat day Cos, let's takes a lunch bweak and comes back a bit later
Cosmo Cowderoy : ok.....gud plan...i needs nom noms
Hazel Grey Valentine : Ise here for a few minutes! Taxi cumings for mum in a min doe....did we find any hiding in invisible cloaks?
Cosmo Cowderoy : nooooooooo.....we on a break for nom noms
Ellen Krutolow : I's weporting and Saluting!
MrDillon Healy : *salutes back to Pwecous* (aka Ellen)
Ellen Krutolow : Dis me miss da hadbenshure?
MrDillon Healy : No ma'am, everyones disappeared so me and Cos said we would defer it til bit later
Ellen Krutolow : Okay....*wooks in fake fur purse for a hot dog fwom yesterday*.....want one? I's pwobably got a few. Actually...dey is chicken dogs! Arrrrroooo
MrDillon Healy : CHIKEN dogs !!! You weally has to ask ???? *slobbering*
Ellen Krutolow : *drools as she wooks at da food*....momma packed dem up fer me dis morning for dis hadbenshure. Hewre's ya go Mr. Cwutenes. Will half a dozen hold ya ober?
MrDillon Healy: Gonna b hard Pwecious, but I'll twy & be satisfied wiv 6 *mustn't comes ober as gweedy*
Ellen Krutolow: Yoos knows I's can pull a million ob dese fings out me purse, Mr. D....Sir, YES, Sir! Wowsa, eben gots a watermellon in hewre's. Maybees we can eat half and kahbong da Wussians wif da west ob its.
Ellen Krutolow : *sets up her cannon, stuffs a watermellon in it*....Wees weady fer dem now, Sir.
MrDillon Healy : Oh noes Pwecious, Nana Pam says youse mustn't waste da melon on da Wussians - just pass it ober to her pleeze
MrDillon Healy : Here you goes Pwecious, I has a big efelant dung ball for you to put in da cannon
Ellen Krutolow : Gud finking. *gets it out ob cannon* Nom, nom.
Ellen Krutolow :*howlds nose*....fank yoos Sir.
Ellen Krutolow : Mees always getting da cwappy jobs. BOL
MrDillon Healy :Hey Pwecious, just finking not seen Gwacie round lately - does you know if she's OK ?
Cosmo Cowderoy : where be mi chicky dogs....peasey
MrDillon Healy : Oops sowwy Cos, I eated dem all
Ellen Krutolow : Gots sum fer ya Cos (hid sum frum D) Can feed an army. But not da wussans.
Cosmo Cowderoy : ooooh coolio...fanks ya....so afta i nom noms dese what bese our plan hmmmm
Leigh Cowderoy : So chaps............whats the plan.com
Cosmo Cowderoy : ummm ok i finished me food.......now whats occurring ......... tell me tell me
MrDillon Healy : OKs ... I'se weady, gets your boots on everyones, we'se off to Ruskie Land
Cosmo Cowderoy : YO YO YO.......now where be me sparklie booties ???
MrDillon Healy : *jumps in da pilot seat and taxi's onto da wunway*
Cosmo Cowderoy : flippin eck D....gimme chance...gotta pack me clobes aints I...gimme 30 sec's at least....peasy
Susan Kelly : *wakes up, as if in a fog. there seems to be a cloth over her head. "burrrrr, she thinks, it's awfully cold here. wait, where is here? Where am I?"
Cosmo Cowderoy : we'z cumin ta get ya Susan........u hold on in dere ok ?
MrDillon Healy : Bahaha Susan, you still at da castle - perwaps da heatings off !
Cosmo Cowderoy : she be here ? cor blimey....no-one toldy me dat..soz Susan, fink I ate your hot-dawgs :(
Susan Kelly : no problem Cos. Did you notice they were veggie dogs?
MrDillon Healy : Yuck ... I'll stick wiv da CHIKEN ones !
Cosmo Cowderoy : Pwecious made umm....not sure if dey be veggie dough....ave sum vodka dat u packed....will warm ya up an Tobe's will come un ang out wiv ya......BOL
MrDillon Healy : CHAPS.....Concuntwate SUSAN, COSMO - JUMP IN DA JET, TAKE OFFS IS 2 MINS !
Cosmo Cowderoy : OK OK....................where the fudge be my faux fur coat ???...*SHOUTS* Muuuuuuummmmmmm..............HELP
Cosmo Cowderoy : Fanks Mummy...give's kiss an cuddle and skedaddles 2 da Jet...OK...I iz weddy
MrDillon Healy : Go check da cabin locker Cos, loads in dere
MrDillon Healy : Doh, where be dat Susan now ?
Cosmo Cowderoy : nippin into dat Vodka wiv Tobe's I weckon........doh *holds head in paws and tuts*
Leigh Cowderoy : think we need to leave the ''lushes'' at home Mr D and head forth....?..''HELLO'' ??????
MrDillon Healy : Right den, buckle up Cos - we is takings off
Hazel Grey Valentine : WAIT FOR ME!! DIS DAM BAG OF TWICKS IS HEAVY
Hazel Grey Valentine : *hopes on the back seat, buckles up, and flips bag of twicks into the corner* READY SIR
Leigh Cowderoy : Oh My Days.com there's always one.....come on Haze
Cosmo Cowderoy : whooooo hoooooooooooooooooooo...........I lubs flyin I duz
Hazel Grey Valentine : you mights nots wike dis one, Cos, has you widden width D before? he has a CWASH history you know...just sayin' hehe
Cosmo Cowderoy :*cubbers eyes wiv paws* no bugger toldy me dat.......ok....where be da vodka ???
MrDillon Healy : Now stops bad moufing me Hazel, I'se earned my wings da hard way by twial and error
Cosmo Cowderoy : so what be our ETA ? (estimatid Time un Awwival ?).....duz we ave a stop-ova or we goin diwect D ?
MrDillon Healy : We hasn't gots time for a stopover ... and dis is a vewy fast jet so ETA is in 5 mins, gets your boots on girls
Cosmo Cowderoy : wow.com juz like da GEJ (Google Earf Jet)...I werry impwessed D
MrDillon Healy : *throws switch to dwop landing gear*
MrDillon Healy : OMD look at all dat snow - should has put da ski's on da wheels
Hazel Grey Valentine : youse imbwobing, D! hehe
MrDillon Healy : *Hmm, got a feeling dat Hazels not gonna be impwessed wiv dis landing*
Hazel Grey Valentine : shits...spoke to soon! Hey D! ISe gots cobertible skies in my bag ob twicks dat mights work?
MrDillon Healy : You wanna hang out da jet and fix dem on Hazel ?
Hazel Grey Valentine : If some1 tie a wope to me, ISe hang outs and puts dem on da wheels!
MrDillon Healy Cos : - get dat wope and tie it on Hazel, QUICK !!!
Hazel Grey Valentine : *ties da end of da wope around waist, and hangs out da door, gets onto da wing, jumps, loops the skies on, and dangles in wind* would someone pull me up?
Cosmo Cowderoy : *wakes up afta feintin* OMG.com
Hazel Grey Valentine : PULL ME UP COS!
Cosmo Cowderoy : I'ze twying u fat lump
Hazel Grey Valentine : STILL HANGIN' HERE! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
MrDillon Healy : Cos, you is useless today ... *puts jet onto auto pilot and pulls Hazel back in da plane* Flippin eck Hazel, dat wind didn't do your fur any favours - you looks as if youse been pulled frough a hedge backwards
Hazel Grey Valentine : Ise not fat! Ise fluffy! Now PULL HARD!
Hazel Grey Valentine : shits....tanks!
Hazel Grey Valentine : the skies are in place and ready for landing, D!
MrDillon Healy : Hang on girls we is landing, buckle up
MrDillon Healy : OMD look at dat snow dwift .............
Hazel Grey Valentine : *hides head under blankie*
MrDillon Healy : We'se heading stwaight for it .... ASSUME DA CWASH POSISHUN !
Cosmo Cowderoy : OMD....................................*bwace pustitun*
MrDillon Healy : Woooooooooooooooosssssssssshhhhh
Hazel Grey Valentine : we landed yet? See V anywhere? Shits its cold here!
MrDillon Healy : We'se in a snow dwift Hazel, we has to digs ourselves out first - got a couple of shovels in dat bag of twicks
Hazel Grey Valentine : *hands off the shovels* Ise will help! *opens emergency door and sees a solid wall of snow....oh cwap! Ise dere nots a way out ob da top of da pwane?
MrDillon Healy : No use I'se afwaid Hazel, we is completely covered - start digging
Hazel Grey Valentine : *starts digging FAST so dat dey don'ts run out of air*
Hazel Grey Valentine : tink dere is light up ahead, D, da snow is lighter in color
MrDillon Healy : One last push Hazel, youse is almost dere
Hazel Grey Valentine : breaks thru to the light of day* PHEW! Now what?
MrDillon Healy : *Sits back watching Hazel*
Hazel Grey Valentine : haahaa, gets to work!
Cosmo Cowderoy : Oh my days it's friggin cccccccccold.com
MrDillon Healy : *shrugs into fur coat and cossak hat* Come on, let's see if we'se can sniff out V
Hazel Grey Valentine : are dese Russians wewated to da clones?
MrDillon Healy : Can you pick anyfing up on da monitor Cos ?
Cosmo Cowderoy : okeey cokeey....here D, ave a shot of Voddie, and u Haze
MrDillon Healy : Clones and Wussians are second cousins Hazel
Hazel Grey Valentine : shits! Ise workin'...not dwink when work, Cos. DO YA SEE ANYTING ON DA MONITORS?
Cosmo Cowderoy : Soz D.....ummmmm...........ow do I switch it on ?
MrDillon Healy ; Pwess da wed button Cos *sheesh does I has to do everyfink round here*
Cosmo Cowderoy : ok....ok...Jeez...r u PMT Mr D ???
MrDillon Healy : LOOK, LOOK - I cans see Victor
Cosmo Cowderoy : WHERE ?????????????
MrDillon Healy : OH OH ... WUN, IT'S NOT VICTOR, IT'S A WUSSIAN BEAR - LOOK UP TOP AND YOU'SE CAN SEE HIM
Cosmo Cowderoy : I iz gonna bash u......where be your doggles ???....when we duz (or if) we getz back u is gettin yor eyes tested........OMD.com
MrDillon Healy : No time for dat ..... R U N
MrDillon Healy : Has you seened Hazel Cos, I hopes dat Wussian bear's not ate her
Cosmo Cowderoy : Oh Nooooooo.....where she be....letz turn on da micro-chippy scanner...dat'll find er
MrDillon Healy Phew : , finks I needs a nap to gets ober dat. To be continued .......
Cosmo Cowderoy : OK.............Time out, letz go back to da plane & track Haze from dere ! yep.com.
Part 2 will weconvene sooooooooooooooooooooooon.com , I ope's cuz it be flippin cold ere.
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