Mummy u iz ''fired''

So mummy waz elpin me (a bit) wiv me blog n she claimin she toooooo bizee wiv my new website !!! iz not wite iz it !!! I iz da Cosmonaut........I haz ta be obeyed and adored an all dat jazz so in da bweef intalude Iz gonna showz u me kissmass pics ok ?

Heres we go..........

Az ya kan see....diz me az Santa's cheekie Elf...I elps im a bit soz I getz a good kissmass gift

diz next werry pawetty kard waz dun fur me by my pal Gizmo.....I fawt it waz wubbly xxx fanks Giz, in fakt he didz da 1st wun too of me....he werry cleba, well he az ta be cuz he be my mate , BOL.

nowz ya kan seez i az a bit of ''attitude'' in diz pic....I iz lookin well cool and diz was dun fur me by my pal Buffy who wote a book an I iz in it !!! whooooo hooooooooo.com bing bong, we iz sooooo xcitid.

and finallees

Baaaaaaa Haaaaaaa Haaaaaaa.......diz me being a Baa Humbuggee.....I ad had enuff of a foto shoot an I said oe in fakt i fink I barked.....daz enuff !!! i wantz sum chikkin !!!

Well pals....I weally hopes ya haz a wunnerful kissmass an fur all my new & old furriends...I haz had a wunnerful time meetin an chatting wiv ya diz year....i wubs you all and I be back soon and wememba....iz ''Cosmolitious'' xxxxxx mwah

Ho Ho Yo.............December is a comin

Hewwo all,

We sorrwy fur da appallin lack of woofs frum me but mummy waz pawly and habs ta go da opital fur a while for operwashun.....she doin welly well cuz I be her nurse...I be Nurse Fartingale innit and I makes mummy feel betta wiv wubbly cuddles.......so Novemba bin about gettin mummy betta & she doin well.

I hadz a few lubbly pic's taken cuz as ya knows I duz be a cover star ''almost''...... dis me my Bond....Cosmo Bond look where I den haz a ''Barktini''...shaken but not stirred too much...........

Giggles....I finks I cawwies it off kwite well, dontcha fink ? ......... mummy now be finkin bout me Crimbo cards cuz last year we didz habs diz one......................

But sum folks fawt it was a ickle bit cheeky now I'z finks dat we knows how cheeky i kanz be so diz be a good weflecshun about whose I duz be.....innit dough ? , so my pal Gizmo made me diz one

Mummy duz lub diz one....she goes ta me, ooooh you looky sooo sweet....Mum ! youz embawass me !
oh and BTW....mum be helpin me makes dese Crimbo scarves and dey only we awailable at www.dogcrafts.co.uk cuz sums ob da money goez to chawitee ok ? iz a werry good cause too and da scarves cums in S/M/L and keeps yer lubbly and warm so youz is cute but also snug.

Well my pals...I iz gonna go smuggle a snuggle wiv me mummy....*waves da paws* I c u soon xxx

Sad update on Tilly and Jack

Dear friends.....if we can ALL share JacknTilly Campbell chip-in post with the following update and pass on to as many friends as possible :

*URGENT* If every friend gave $2 this would be a lifeline to JacknTilly Campbell....they have no electricity, no heating and any food is spoiling and they found out yesterday having spent 2 days lining up at social services that their new housing isn't happening. There is a 3 year wait plus dogs aren't allowed.... Dot was told to surrender them to the pound and if she does this they will be PTS, the dogs are her lifeline and keep her going when she is ill. She can't even go to a shelter for a night because of them.......as well as monetary help if ANY of you live nearby and have a room or can think of any ideas not yet explored please post them on the board......lets all pull together like JacknTilly Campbell do for us and dig as deep as possible.......forego 1 Xmas gift or some Halloween treats....anything just to free up a few dollars.....

Both Tilly and Jack were rescued by Second chances Canine Program....they have their own FaceBook page...for more information, they are JacknTilly Campbell.....but here is a snapshot of them.
Tilly is a little sweetheart, she is very tender and laughing every minute. she is 1/2 Cattledog and 1/2 Back Lab.

She is cute, funny, and full of love. Jack is blind in his right eye and they found him as a stray going through dumpsters to find food. He was getting cabin fever for being a rescue for most his life...he was nearly two when Dot adopted him... he has such spirit and love to give. And his eye doesn't stop him although he play's fetch a bit differently to help him out being blind in 1 eye.

Tilly taught him how to walk up steps. Everyone who meets them says how loving and kind and sweet they are and well mannered. If they go to shelter they will be immediately put down. Some mistake Tilly for a pit bull and with Jack's blindness they would just put him down. Jack has the biggest smile in the world.. and if you just pet him once he is velcro to you. Very much a snuggler and Tilly is the kisser. they both are so fantastic and so loving and caring Dot feels truly blessed.
Sooooo they have come from a frightening and abusive relationship and have been tracked down before so all have new names.....Dot has to take medication for the effects of the beatings and are once again close to being kicked out by their landlord who has now cut off their utilities.

They still have their food stamps but are not allowed to use them for dog food and dog meds that Tilly n Jack need. When/if we can find them emergency housing Dot will look for part-time work as she does want to be independant and responsible for her little family.

They are tired,its been a long and hard journey and with this new ''kick'' Dot is soooo despondent and currently has no phone line so we cannot get in touch and are extremely worried for their well-being so ALL donations and help will really make a huge difference knowing there are people out there not just in another town but another country willing to not just donate but also be their friend.

For those that have donated we thank you so much as this enabled them to stay housed in October, this new fund was to cover their move but as above this has now been pulled out from under their feet so the chipin introduction is sadly null and void and this is an emergency plea to keep them from being made homeless and out on the streets as Dot would never have them taken to a shelter to be put to sleep.....as we all know..our dogs are our lifeline.

Please help.

ChipIn: Dot, Tilly and Jack Campbell

tillyandjackcampbell.chipin.com

Tilly n Jack....The next stage.......................

Dear friends,

Some of you will have read about our anipals Tilly n Jack and their mummy ''Dot'',......their story is real and upsetting so anything you can do to help them to their next stage in life will means so much to them. Even when they are down and scared as to how they are going to pay a bill or get dog food they are the most wonderful pals and Dot herself is the loveliest lady you could speak to.....everyone deserves a second chance don't they ?
Both Tilly and Jack were rescued by Second chances Canine Program....they have their own FaceBook page...for more information, they are JacknTilly Campbell.....but here is a snapshot of them.

Tilly is a little sweetheart, she is very tender and laughing every minute. she is 1/2 Cattledog and 1/2 Back Lab.

She is cute, funny, and full of love. Jack is blind in his right eye and they found him as a stray going through dumpsters to find food. He was getting cabin fever for being a rescue for most his life...he was nearly two when Dot adopted him... he has such spirit and love to give. And his eye doesn't stop him although he play's fetch a bit differently to help him out being blind in 1 eye.

Tilly taught him how to walk up steps. Everyone who meets them says how loving and kind and sweet they are and well mannered. If they go to shelter they will be immediately put down. Some mistake Tilly for a pit bull and with Jack's blindness they would just put him down. Jack has the biggest smile in the world.. and if you just pet him once he is velcro to you. Very much a snuggler and Tilly is the kisser. they both are so fantastic and so loving and caring Dot feels truly blessed.
Sooooo they have come from a frightening and abusive relationship and have been tracked down before so all have new names.....Dot has to take medication for the effects of the beatings and were close to being kicked out by their landlord who had tricked them with the rental agreement but they can now move out and into assisted housing.......if you follow our chip-in link it tells you more about their update. They still have their food stamps but are not allowed to use them for dog food and dog meds that Tilly n Jack need. When they have moved to their new home Dot will look for part-time work as she does want to be independant and responsible for her little family so lets dig deap and help them on the next stage of their journey.
They are tired,its been a long and hard journey but they can now start to see light at the end of the tunnel and they know and appreciate they could not have gotten to this next stage without all of your help and we all send our heartfelt thanks for the donations and help given.They are still pinching themselves that there are people out there not just in another town but another country willing to not just donate but also be their friend.
For those that have donated we thank you so much as this enabled them to stay housed in October, this new fund is to cover their move to assisted housing along with medications & food for the dogs and their Mom .......... their new focus is moving and setting up a safe & secure home and their mom will then start to look for part-time work to become independant but is still recovering from her injuries and surgery due to her abuser so is still fragile but tenacious and each week makes steps on her own to gain her independance for herself and her dogs......Please help.

ChipIn: Dot, Tilly and Jack Campbell

tillyandjackcampbell.chipin.com

Tilly N Jack

Dear friends, this is a story about 2 of my anipals Tilly n Jack and their mummy ''Dot'', we have know them for a long time and have friends that have met them.........their story is real and is also so very sad but anything you can do to help them get back on their feet and paws would mean the world, Dot is even considering going back to her abuser as she really is at rock bottom, mummy and I have begged her not too hence why we want to help them all we can, they are wonderful furpals and Dot is the loveliest lady you could speak to.....everyone deserves a second chance dont they ?

Both Tilly and Jack were rescued by Second chances Canine Program....they have their own FaceBook page.. the rescue group takes in the pooches and then the pooches live 24/7 at Morio Correctional Facilty ( prison) with the inmates....they have a top notch trainer who comes in and the dogs are trained to perfection and some for special services, like diabetes dogs etc...then they adopt them out.

This helps the prisoners and the dogs. I doon't know if you have read about this sort of program and how it has really turned around the animals and the prisoners lives. It teaches the prisoners things they never knew... like how to take care of of someone , be responsible, how to love... and so on.. Momma met Tilly and Jack the same day but she was afraid if she brought us both back home he would kill us all and did eventually try to kill Tilly and Jack...that was when we ran and escaped but months before we left Momma wasn't able to get Jack off her mind. He grabbed her heart too... so she went back 6 months later and got Jack (took much time and missing car payments to get him)... Tilly is a little sweetherart, she is very tender and laughing and a laff a minute. she is 1/2 Cattledog and 1/ Back Lab.

She is cute, funny, and full of love. Jack is blnd in his right eye and they found him as a stray going thru dumpsters to find food. He was getting cabin fever for being a rescue for most his life...he was nearly two when Moma adopted him... he has such spirit and love to give. And his eye doesn't stop him althogh we play fetch a bit different to help him out being blind on 1 eye.

Tilly taught him how to walk up steps. Everyone who meets them says how loving and kind and sweet they are and well mannered. If they go to shelter they will be immediately put down. Some mistake Tilly for a pit bull and with Jack's blindness they would just put him down. Also, and he hasn't done this since we adopted him... when he is excited or happy he talks... but it comes out as this cute growl,  so some get afraid of him.. but Momma lubs it! He has started doing it againi the last couple days.. he is feeding off Momma's vibes. He is extremely loyal... and he and Tilly are so good, they never do anything to get in trouble except maybe get a bit too happy barking at things.. but they hardly bark they aren't barkers.. and every once in a while Momma has to slow them down a tad wwen they are playing.. that's just to protect either of them or whether they could knock something over... which rarely happens. It's just Momma being worried! Jack has the biggest smile in the world.. and if you just pet him once he is velcro to you. Very much a snuggler and Tilly is the kisser. they both are so fantastic and so loving and caring I am truly blessed. xoxoxoxo

Sooooo I have come from a very frightening and abusive relationship and am on the run, he has tracked me down before so I put another state on my facebook profile and we all have new names......I have to take medication for the effects of the beatings and we are close to be kicked out by our landlord who has tricked us with the rental agreement.......if you follow our chip-in link it tells you more about our situation and we have been blessed with donations where we are nearly halfway to meeting our rent.....we have food stamps but we are not allowed to use them for dog food and mediactions Tilly n Jack need so any help would mean we can have a real start at a second chance.....I am looking for work and have tried to find a womans shelter but they won't take Tilly N Jack who would both be taken to a shelter and destroyed as Tilly looks like she has pitbull in her and Jack is blind in one eye..........Leigh & Cosmo have very generously put my story on here and has helped us with chip-in, we are down but not out and send our heartfelt thanks for any help & support you can give.....here are the chip-in details and explains a bit more why we need help.

NB: PLEASE NOTE, when you visit the chip-in fund you will notice it has nearly achieved its target, this is to cover rent/utilities/medications for the dogs and their Mom for October only and we really need to focus now on November so panic and fear doesn't set in with Dot who is still extremely fragile. Thanks soooo much.

ChipIn: Dot, Tilly and Jack Campbell

tillyandjackcampbell.chipin.com

Halloween is coming.....be afraid, be werry afraid

BooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooH !!!

Oh I lubbed being by beside da seaside

So mummy and I had made wunnerful friendz wiv Tepo Wallace and Dress My Dog on facebook and twitter, we had spoken on da dog n bone & dey had helped an guidid me mummy frew sum tough an tricky times so it waz time fur sum fun and to finally meet dem so off mummy drove (wiv her tom tom so we woodnt go wong wong) to da seaside near Folkstone........we waz soooooo excitid we juz ad to get to da harbour and beach so when we gotz to dere hoose we piled in to dere car and looky what we saw.................

As you can see da purple colour be werry popular wiv da boats but me not know why.................

Den we passed diz special Mermaid who watches out fur eburryone and dere was cwazy peeps swimmin in da sea !!! now da sun waz out but it waz Septemba & ooooh so breezy.....wowsa
But we fawt it waz a good foto op so mummy primped and preamed my hair just sooooooooooo

Baaaaaa Haaaaa Haaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!!!! me dntz fink L'oreal willz be callin me anytime soon and aldough it looks like it we didnt stwetch da photo.....sooooo funny.....dats me dough, da Dog wiv a Bob on his blog , lubs it.com.

we said ello to da baby gulls as dey is not so scawy az da big one's who steal ya food.....and den we went down to da beach........shoes off and letz play at sandcastles, Antee Linda did buy me my werry own bucket and spade kit.....oh my days I waz just soooooooo excited to get diggin and playing

Now I will hold ne ickle paws up and admit I got a ickle bit ob help for da final wesult......looky

 I was King of da Castle

well we waz all so tired afta working so hard dere waz only one fing fur it ''FISH & CHIPS''

oh the smell, I waz dribblin just wiv da wafts of it comin near me, smellin da wunnerful fish an i pleaded and pleaded and it worked !

afta lunch as we got up to walk to da car mummy stopped az she waz feeling a bit sandy......BOL

Me mummy be silly but we lubs her *nods head* , den we said goodbye to da beach & harbour..........

and Ta Ta Folkestone and back to da hoose.......what a wunnerful day wiv wunnerful people (my Antee Linda & Unkle Jim), by da time we gotz back to da hoose I was sooooo tired..........

I waz out fur da kount whilst da hoomanz had sum vino collapso and watched dat funny programmy called da X factor, me finks dere should be anipals woofin on dere so went back to zzzzzzzzzzz

So datz waz da end to a ''pawfect'' day and we iz sure to go back again and again and again cuz our new furriends be wunnerful people through thick & thin and dat my pals is ''Priceless'' xxx

DumbAss

So I was juz goin frew me faceybook messages and found a commengt on a post....one ub da onez datz sooooo funny u weads all ob da wesponses an I juz had to put it up here cuz it just be so funny.........
Mp Ramsey
I HATE REPEATING MYSELF OVER AND OVER SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST DAM TIME I POST THIS STATUS! NOT ONLY DO I DESPISE BEING ADDED TO DAM GROUPS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION BUT THIS IS THE RUDEST THING YOU CAN DO TO PEOPLE HERE THE WAY FB HAS THIS SHIT SET UP NOW! WE HAVE TO APPROVE ANYTHING THAT IS DONE ON THIS DAM SITE YET ANYBODY CAN JUST GO AND ADD US TO ANY GROUP THEY WANT JUST TO GET DAM MEMBERS! I DON'T DO THIS TO OTHERS AND I EXPECT THE SAME DAM RESPECT!!!! IF YOU CAN'T RESPECT MY WISHES AND NOT ADD ME TO GROUPS WITHOUT ASKING ME IF I WANT TO BE IN THEM THEN I DON'T NEED YOU ON MY FRIENDS LIST! NUFF SAID!!!!!!!

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    Brenda Coston You go Mp!

     
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    Donna Thompson unfortunately, FB is the major cause of this problem, sweetie. But I agree with you 100%, it is annoying to be added to groups that you have no interest in or don't want to be part of.

     
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    E-z Rider Datz rightz....*Highpawz to dat bro*..Dat goez doublez fur meez.Any mofo dat add me too a group...GETZ DELETEDZ!!!!!

     
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    Mp Ramsey

    I know miss Donna I'm just as pissed off at fb for this bullshit! If they only set it so you had to be approved to be added to a group like you have to approve everything else then this wouldn't be a dam problem at all. But they don't and p...eople should realize that it's annoying and rude to keep doing that shit! Bro I've had it and all my other pages too! Bella Boo has close to 2000 friends and her notifications are off the wall to begin with and she is constantly being added to dam groups!!!! This really needs to be a priority with fb!!!!!

     
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    Gerri O'Neill Yup, so true.

     
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    Sarah Lea amen!!!

     
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    Cosmo Cowderoy i finks u should say what u weally finks !!!!!! BOL

     
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    Mp Ramsey LOL Cosmo Cowderoy I think I'd like to keep my account!

     
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    Grommitt Eckhart I had to steal daddy's e-mail to get a FB account, and then he wonders why his in-box is full of cat sh*t. I mean group notices, oops.

    
  • Mp Ramsey LMAO!!!!!

     
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    Hattie Angles Baker i dink i addid yuu to da fawt kwub widowt yur permishun.....*kwyz*, i just dunk yuu woolda wiyked it. pfffffffffft! *holds head down in shame*

     
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    Mp Ramsey I know you did Hats. I just kinda turned my head and let that one slide only because it was you sweetheart ;) Love you ♥

     
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    Hattie Angles Baker yuu shoold hab told me i was bad, yuu coolda spanked me er summfin. i neber want ta hurt nowun. next time i not addz peeples, i just post it on mah payj en see if dey wanna join. dankoo mp.

     
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    Hattie Angles Baker now i gotta go sit in da corner wif dat haiwdoo dat i weally don't wike.

     
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    Hattie Angles Baker may i just wear my hat insted?

     
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    Mp Ramsey You're welcome sweetie. I could never intentionally hurt you for anything ♥ We just get added to so many and then all those notifications and emails pour in from all of them before we get here to know we are added and it's really hard to catch up with everything that's all sweetie ♥

     
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    Mp Ramsey You don't have to sit in any corner. You can just head over and have some drinks and enjoy ;)

     
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    Hattie Angles Baker may i be ekskewzed yet?

     
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    Mp Ramsey Only if you give me a smooch first ;)

     
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    Michael Mayo Well I'm guilty of adding people to Butterball's group without consent. Most of my friends are because of my cat so if they express interest in Butterball, I add them to his group because that's where I post all his antics. But you did give me something to think about.

     
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    Hattie Angles Baker ‎*******************SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHHHHH*******

     
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    Hattie Angles Baker i can't lib widout da butterball weeport

     
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    Mp Ramsey

    Now I like that sweetheart ;) Michael if it's friends that are already following your posts and have expressed an interst I can understand. But I have had some friends that have never said shit to me before just adding me to groups just to... get members there. Hell I could have several thousand members at Envy if I did that but I want people that I know want to be there in the first place so that our membership has less turnover plus we don't have so many unhappy members ;) I also don't add people like that because if I don't want it done to me I'm not gonna do it to them lol.to... get members there. Hell I could have several thousand members at Envy if I did that but I want people that I know want to be there in the first place so that our membership has less turnover plus we don't have so many unhappy members ;) I also don't add people like that because if I don't want it done to me I'm not gonna do it to them lol.

     
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    Hattie Angles Baker I'ne a lubber not a fiyter

     
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    Mp Ramsey And I luuuuuub me some Hats ♥♥♥

     
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    Mandy Porter I never add people to groups. If I am in a group I think people would like, I send the link to the group and tell them they may be interested. It blows that I can't just send an invite. UGH! And Hats, you are a good girl. No one could ever get mad at you. If'n they did, we'd have to call the guys with the white coats to bring that person the "hug me" jacket and put them in a room made of pillows.

     
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    Tilly N Jack Ruh oh... we not tik we did that to you.. cuz we know yu feel strongly bouts dis! If we did we gosits n corner wid Hattie Angles Baker but we tin we in the clear....... oh dear..... **** slowly walks ober to corner to sits wid hattie****

     
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    Tilly N Jack ‎(Tilly) yu de dumbass if we did this jack!!! (Jack) I am no dumbass Ms. Bossy Pants!!!

     
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    Aurora Bellissima but I jes added you to da "Don't Add Me to No More Sucky Groups!" group, dat's ok right?

     
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    Mp Ramsey LMAO you guys!!!!

     
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    Aurora Bellissima oh goodie ;p I dint think you'd mind dat one since da subtitle of dat group is "Or I'll Turn Your Sorry Ass So Inside Out You'll Hafta Type With you Toes So You Can See The Screen Causa You Head Be Stickin Out You Butt"

     
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    Mp Ramsey You mean they'd have toes left????? lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!

     
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    Aurora Bellissima well see! dat's why dat group needs you!

     
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    Cosmo Cowderoy dese posts be soooooo funny dat my mummy has water comin outta her eyes.....she be LHAO and I be LMTO and Hatties Angles Baker is da sweetest puddy cat I az ''eba'' known :) *holds out da paw to shake Hatties* hewwo, I be Cosmo and I dont hab no groups but I lubs abin furriends

Oh my dayz I haz laffed and laffed................I opes dese haz brawt a smile to your faces......laters xxx