Adventure Land Part 1

Adventure Land is a magical place far, far away where very special anipals and sum selected hoomans come to meet an purform khallungez, twicks, and ...... well......adventures, da following took place on Wed 25th May and pease note...apart frum Tobe's....no anipal was injured in what did take place.....it started wiv Toby Lawrence who as ya know is me Unkle shoutin out...........

''OH MY DAYS, DERE IZ SUMKINK COMIN FREW DA WOODS TO DA KASTLE - SOUND DA ALARM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''

Cosmo Cowderoy : I bet it's a fly, dat Tobe be such a wooster

Hazel Grey Valentine : bahaha!

Toby Lawrence : Yeah, well you iz gonna be laffinf da ovver side of YOUR fac soon Coss......eye fink it is CWOCKADIALS.........................................

Hazel Grey Valentine : oh stop it! What's we got...ere Tobe....have dese glasses!

Toby Lawrence : Oh fanks for da dem Haze, let me see, ahhhhhhhhhhh, sowwy tis a kouple of logs.................

MrDillon Healy : CWOCKADIALS, *grabs the specks*, let me see

Toby Lawrence : PANIC OVER

Toby Lawrence : Aw shit........................(hangs head and gimps off)

Hazel Grey Valentine : ‎*mumbles* dam...all dat for nofing...dis Toby going to be touble....

Hazel Grey Valentine : better luck next time Toby!

Toby Lawrence : Well, did get us out in da fwesh air for 5 minutes, wot's da prob??????????????????

MrDillon Healy : Let's just gets dis stwaight - we has happointed a nearly blinds, sleepy little mouse as Surveilance Officer !!!!!!!!!!!

Toby Lawrence : Fanks, Hazel, kan eye keep da glasses??????

Toby Lawrence : Lissen up Dill, eye is an ex fwench resistance fiter, so you be wathin out cuz eye is watchin you (sticks two fingers in his eyes and points to MrD). Forgets that fingers actually went INTO eyes, and is now blind............

MrDillon Healy : Bahaha ... I west my case !!!

Toby Lawrence : zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Toby Lawrence : Wassup??????????????????? (Sticks head up quickly and bangs it on log - is now unconscious)..........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Hazel Grey Valentine : bahahah....ISe seeing what Cos meant now about loose marbles...we take up a collection later! bahahah!

Toby Lawrence : zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Toby Lawrence : eye flicker then zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Toby Lawrence : Snoring starting and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Toby Lawrence : Dreaming, Toby finks (is dis da end of my kaweer??????)

Toby Lawrence  : Still dweaming, den finks, 'oo wud weally want a free legged gimp, oo is not werry bwave, and as managed to blind and nock imself senseless on da first mission?)????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Toby Lawrence : STILL DWEAMING two ickle tears come down his ickle face...................................

Hazel Grey Valentine : MrD...you needs to snap Toby out of it!

Toby Lawrence : zzzzzzzzzzzz(twitch) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (tears again) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(leg twitches)

Toby Lawrence : ‎(Stil dweamin Toby kan eer da angel say @GET A BLEEDIN GWIP YOU NUMBNUT)

Hazel Grey Valentine : wear dem glasses Toby and you be fine. pwomise! Can't be worse dan Pwecious twying to tame da dwagons! hehe

MrDillon Healy ‎: *Gives Tobster a good shakins* For goodness sakes Toby - dis is your big chance, you cans make your mark on dis world if you wants to. Now shape up, stand up - shoulders back (wipe your eyes man !) - dere you go, a fine figure of a dog

Toby Lawrence : Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssupppppppp? Oh eye is woken by a voice. Is dat you MrD????? Kan eye still be in da gang den?

Hazel Grey Valentine : ya, cute too!

MrDillon Healy : OK, but let's has no more funny business ... and just wemember, after Victor I is da boss cos I'se a Sarjunt !!!

Toby Lawrence : If dat is da kase den explain wot exactement is a SAR JENT??????????????????????????????

MrDillon Healy : Just fink of it like dis Tobster - when I says jumps, you asks how high

Hazel Grey Valentine : ABOVE you and me, Toby....tinks keeping it simple is best Sir...

Toby Lawrence : Yessir Mr SAR JENT, but ow exactement iz eye gonna jump wiv FREE LEGS ??????????????????????????????????????????????

MrDillon Healy : Bahaha ... you mite be wite !

MrDillon Healy : Tobster - I cans jump with just 2 legs so gives it a twy

Toby Lawrence : Awight ere eye do go (trys to jump and falls over) ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Toby Lawrence : Eye does spose you fought dat was funneeeeeeeeeeeee

Toby Lawrence : Toby waddles off for a moment to get a brandy........................................ 

Toby Lawrence  : Toby crawls back sideways, on one leg totally pissed.............................

Toby Lawrence : Sooooooooooooo wasssssuuuppppp????????????????????

MrDillon Healy : Goddamn it, you are dwunk on duty Toby - go to your quarters and sobers up. I is goings off duty now and I is handings over da reins to Hazel, you is so not up to it yet !!!

Cosmo Cowderoy : Marbel collection in place *passes bucket round* Please donate generously.....we have ''SOME'' members that need a fair few hundred....I thank u....now I am getting back to my blinging so won't be M.I.A as B.I.A ok.....over and out and shake it all about

Toby Lawrence : Wassamatterwivya???????????????????????????

Toby Lawrence : Staggers into tree and is over and out yet again zzzzzzzzzzzzzhiccupzzzzzzzzzhiccupzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Toby Lawrence : Pretty lites on in Toby's head, we think they might be stars ......................................................

Cosmo Cowderoy : Oh dear......much as I love Tobe's maybe we need to create a new position for him...Certified Nutter ?...could be used to intimidate the enemy ?...all those in favour raise paw....we can concur privately & come up with a really ''yummy'' title...try ''somehow'' get food involved in the title and he will go for (his maman and Tobe's himself are fast asleep as its way past midnight in Frenchy Land)

Toby Lawrence : Morning, bluudy ell eye ave got a weely bad head.......wot appened? Woz I zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz