A poem for my Mommy

The author of this poem is anon....anan....um......unknown but it is what I duz fink of my mummy.......



I lie belly up in the sunshine, happier than you will ever be,

Today I sniffed many dog butts, and then celebrate by kissing your face,

I sound the alarm ! Paperboy - come to kill us all ! Look, Look, LOOK !!

I sound the alarm ! Garbage man - come to kill us all ! Look, Look, LOOK !!!

I lift my leg and whiz on each bush. Hello Spot, sniff this and weep.

I hate my choke chain - Look, world, they strangle me ! Ack Ack Ack

Sleeping here, my chin on your foot - no greater bliss - well, Maybe catching cats.

Look in my eyes and deny it. No human could love you as much as I do.

Anonymous