Cosmo's Commandments

COSMO’S COMMANDMENTS/CONVICTIONS

1. Food

Owners wrongly think it’s only our jewel encrusted food bowls we are allowed to eat from – they are very wrong! To stake a claim on their food place your paw in the middle of their plate – it then becomes your food so eat it.com

2. Staircase

Use the staircase as your very own Formula 1 race track, the aim is to get down to the bottom before Mum or Dad, by fair means or foul. If you can beat them you get extra points but TRY not to trip them as humans fall faster than we can run.

3. Sleeping Myths

We sleep in our dogs beds – So last year !. First, ensure Mum and Dad buy a king size bed and NEVER let them see we can actually curl up quite small. Sleep perpendicular to them, fully stretched out, f you also stick out your tongue and tail to maximize your space they should then move to the sofa – Remember…….own their bed.com

4. The bathrooms secret exit

The bathroom does have a secret exit……..If by some miracle Mum beats me in there and manages to shut the door it is then necessary to claw, whine, try to turn the knob or get my paw under the edge to try and pull the door open. Although Mum MAY exit from the same door she entered and despite her having used the bathroom on her own for many years without canine attendance I will always ensure as should you that you have to do your utmost to get in there with her.

5. Kissing

The correct order for kissing is to go and smell/lick the other dogs bum and then kiss Mum and Dad.




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