My current schedule

4am..... Made Mum take me outside, did a bit of barking so Mum shushed me……., I gotta bark

Was ordered/asked/cajoled back inside, sat at Mum’s feet and looked up
Demurely, then stuck out my tongue ! Get’s Mum everytime and her heart just melts.

5am….. Doggy Yoga ( use pic )

Buddha pose is my favourite, the trick is to sit and then balance like a meerkat on my hind legs and then fall back onto the silk cushions on the sofa, Mum then massages me and I then go into Cosmo pose

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6am….. Make a sticky mess with my chewy on the sofa…BTW Mum does not advocate me doing this but …..I gotta chew.com

6.30am.. Walkies !!!

When will Mum & Dad get it……yes I love my walks but I WILL NOT humiliate myself by offering them my paw – why would I do that ?
On this walk I manage to escape, chase a lady and bark a bit ( admittedly I am 10 yards away from her but I feel quite brave ) – very funny -. I then play with the water sprinklers…..Why is it if it’s bath time I can get wet but if it’s of my own accord it’s bad ? ….Answers on a postcard please as I do not know.com

7am….. Breakfast – Louis has is first, boring dried stuff as he cannot tolerate wet food ( whatever that means, I am not bothered ), then Mum mashes up my wet food with some dried food and sprinkles it all with ‘ Fairy Dust’
( contact love’em liver treats sprinkles for sponsorship )

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8am….. Nap time whilst Mum is getting ready for work, I am cuddled up with Dad and will lull him into a false sense of security, then I will run up his chest, sit on his shoulder and bite his nose 3-5 times depending on how many times Mum has told me to telepathically, it get’s Dad everytime and he then does a raspberry blow on my belly …….I love it.com

9am….. Mum has left for work, I am playing with Dad & Louis and I have Mum’s pyjama top in my favourite spot , this is my ‘’Nou Nou’’ and stops me fretting when Mum is out as we are soulmates and when I sleep after causing a bit of havoc it’s nice to smell Mum close by.

11am….. We have another walk, bit of a bark and I am now with Dad in the office trying to help him with his emails ( use pic ) don’t think Dad is that impressed as he keeps putting me on my cushion by hisfeet, very rude so I am now going downstairs to watch animal planet, it’s quite a funny programme….my fave is Meercat Manor as well as some of the ‘’dogs’’ and I use this word lightly that perform silly tricks all for the sake of a biscuit or treat……..Do they not realise if you are as cute as I am you only have to look at Mum or Dad with an….I am hungry look….and you then get some chicken….I also love cucumber/apple/strawberries/melon but apparently that is not regular dog food ?

2pm….. OMG, She is coming, I can feel her, the car is pulling up, she is out and has closed the door……………………..Hurry !!!!! Come on ….open the front door, walk in and lot’s of kissed, cuddles, belly rubs…………….
Yes…………………… I LOVE HER ! X

Cosmo signing off for now and remember, it’s………………………..

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