8th June 2008
1pm….. What has Mummy gone and done ? Firstly a lady has come to the house to ‘’Train’’ ME & MUM ?, she is called Verity and is a ‘Dog Whisperer’ ???
I am apparently NOT allowed to go on the sofa whenever I want, I am NOT allowed to jump up before Mum sit’s down or after Mum sit’s down, I have to ….Wait for this….sit and stay until Mum ‘’invites’’ me to join her………..I DON’T THINK SO and am putting up a very good fight, apparently I am stubborn….Am I bothered ? This is going to be interesting.
2pm….. Now we are all going off for a ride, Mum, myself, Louis and ‘’D.W’’, Louis is in the back with her as he has a phobia about cars, we think he was used in dog fights and was transported around quite roughly, this was before Mum and Dad rescued him from K9 ( link ), so he has ‘’special needs’’, he is basically a big scaredy cat whenever he goes near or in a car so D.W is spending time reassuring him……..I just think he’s a woos.
3pm….. We are at someone’s house, I have not been here before but there is a lady holding a strange ‘Dog’, it’s wearing a funny hat and has a very odd looking front paw ( use pic )
We all go into their back garden and do lot’s of sniffing, peeing and drink some water as it’s very hot. Louis and I ignore the ‘newby’ most of the time – the ‘newby’ is called ‘Pip’ and when we go into the house she starts to chew, play, lick the lady.
Lou and I are tired so we just lay down and act as though we are very well trained so everyone is impressed at our behaviour, humans are so easy to fool aren’t they ?
4pm….. Mum, myself and Lou then leave the villa and the funny one ‘Pip’ is carried out to our car….What is going on……maybe it’s a Puppy playdate ?................We all get back home in one piece…just…Mum drives like a blonde, left-handed, Devonian – she tells everyone this so she won’t mind my telling you, we get inside and then not a lot really as ‘Pip’ can’t really do a lot with her funny paw and hat so I really can’t see this being much fun.
Cosmo signing off for now but will keep you all pawsted…………
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Super star
Mum is going to the photo studio today to choose my star cover shots.......am sure they will all be amazing and will update you later.
It's Cosmolitious !
It's Cosmolitious !
My current schedule
4am..... Made Mum take me outside, did a bit of barking so Mum shushed me……., I gotta bark
Was ordered/asked/cajoled back inside, sat at Mum’s feet and looked up
Demurely, then stuck out my tongue ! Get’s Mum everytime and her heart just melts.
5am….. Doggy Yoga ( use pic )
Buddha pose is my favourite, the trick is to sit and then balance like a meerkat on my hind legs and then fall back onto the silk cushions on the sofa, Mum then massages me and I then go into Cosmo pose
( use pic )
6am….. Make a sticky mess with my chewy on the sofa…BTW Mum does not advocate me doing this but …..I gotta chew.com
6.30am.. Walkies !!!
When will Mum & Dad get it……yes I love my walks but I WILL NOT humiliate myself by offering them my paw – why would I do that ?
On this walk I manage to escape, chase a lady and bark a bit ( admittedly I am 10 yards away from her but I feel quite brave ) – very funny -. I then play with the water sprinklers…..Why is it if it’s bath time I can get wet but if it’s of my own accord it’s bad ? ….Answers on a postcard please as I do not know.com
7am….. Breakfast – Louis has is first, boring dried stuff as he cannot tolerate wet food ( whatever that means, I am not bothered ), then Mum mashes up my wet food with some dried food and sprinkles it all with ‘ Fairy Dust’
( contact love’em liver treats sprinkles for sponsorship )
It’s Cosmolicious.com
8am….. Nap time whilst Mum is getting ready for work, I am cuddled up with Dad and will lull him into a false sense of security, then I will run up his chest, sit on his shoulder and bite his nose 3-5 times depending on how many times Mum has told me to telepathically, it get’s Dad everytime and he then does a raspberry blow on my belly …….I love it.com
9am….. Mum has left for work, I am playing with Dad & Louis and I have Mum’s pyjama top in my favourite spot , this is my ‘’Nou Nou’’ and stops me fretting when Mum is out as we are soulmates and when I sleep after causing a bit of havoc it’s nice to smell Mum close by.
11am….. We have another walk, bit of a bark and I am now with Dad in the office trying to help him with his emails ( use pic ) don’t think Dad is that impressed as he keeps putting me on my cushion by hisfeet, very rude so I am now going downstairs to watch animal planet, it’s quite a funny programme….my fave is Meercat Manor as well as some of the ‘’dogs’’ and I use this word lightly that perform silly tricks all for the sake of a biscuit or treat……..Do they not realise if you are as cute as I am you only have to look at Mum or Dad with an….I am hungry look….and you then get some chicken….I also love cucumber/apple/strawberries/melon but apparently that is not regular dog food ?
2pm….. OMG, She is coming, I can feel her, the car is pulling up, she is out and has closed the door……………………..Hurry !!!!! Come on ….open the front door, walk in and lot’s of kissed, cuddles, belly rubs…………….
Yes…………………… I LOVE HER ! X
Cosmo signing off for now and remember, it’s………………………..
COSMOLICIOUS.COM
Was ordered/asked/cajoled back inside, sat at Mum’s feet and looked up
Demurely, then stuck out my tongue ! Get’s Mum everytime and her heart just melts.
5am….. Doggy Yoga ( use pic )
Buddha pose is my favourite, the trick is to sit and then balance like a meerkat on my hind legs and then fall back onto the silk cushions on the sofa, Mum then massages me and I then go into Cosmo pose
( use pic )
6am….. Make a sticky mess with my chewy on the sofa…BTW Mum does not advocate me doing this but …..I gotta chew.com
6.30am.. Walkies !!!
When will Mum & Dad get it……yes I love my walks but I WILL NOT humiliate myself by offering them my paw – why would I do that ?
On this walk I manage to escape, chase a lady and bark a bit ( admittedly I am 10 yards away from her but I feel quite brave ) – very funny -. I then play with the water sprinklers…..Why is it if it’s bath time I can get wet but if it’s of my own accord it’s bad ? ….Answers on a postcard please as I do not know.com
7am….. Breakfast – Louis has is first, boring dried stuff as he cannot tolerate wet food ( whatever that means, I am not bothered ), then Mum mashes up my wet food with some dried food and sprinkles it all with ‘ Fairy Dust’
( contact love’em liver treats sprinkles for sponsorship )
It’s Cosmolicious.com
8am….. Nap time whilst Mum is getting ready for work, I am cuddled up with Dad and will lull him into a false sense of security, then I will run up his chest, sit on his shoulder and bite his nose 3-5 times depending on how many times Mum has told me to telepathically, it get’s Dad everytime and he then does a raspberry blow on my belly …….I love it.com
9am….. Mum has left for work, I am playing with Dad & Louis and I have Mum’s pyjama top in my favourite spot , this is my ‘’Nou Nou’’ and stops me fretting when Mum is out as we are soulmates and when I sleep after causing a bit of havoc it’s nice to smell Mum close by.
11am….. We have another walk, bit of a bark and I am now with Dad in the office trying to help him with his emails ( use pic ) don’t think Dad is that impressed as he keeps putting me on my cushion by hisfeet, very rude so I am now going downstairs to watch animal planet, it’s quite a funny programme….my fave is Meercat Manor as well as some of the ‘’dogs’’ and I use this word lightly that perform silly tricks all for the sake of a biscuit or treat……..Do they not realise if you are as cute as I am you only have to look at Mum or Dad with an….I am hungry look….and you then get some chicken….I also love cucumber/apple/strawberries/melon but apparently that is not regular dog food ?
2pm….. OMG, She is coming, I can feel her, the car is pulling up, she is out and has closed the door……………………..Hurry !!!!! Come on ….open the front door, walk in and lot’s of kissed, cuddles, belly rubs…………….
Yes…………………… I LOVE HER ! X
Cosmo signing off for now and remember, it’s………………………..
COSMOLICIOUS.COM
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