So itz a sunday morning.....da wain aint pourin so we goes fur a walk in da mornin.........I likes me mornin walks cuz it aint too hot and u getz a chance a chance a meetin ova fur-babies which I kinda did fur 1 second but mummy wuz ower pawtective wiv me.....duh, fur a change......not !
So datz be part one cuz I ad ta do a pit stop......Baa haa haa.........we pottered on cuz it was such a lubberly day , I finks da mornin walkies be da best s'long as it be coolish an not too hot.....mummies warblins makes me Bol......if ya can't sleep den watch dese ! Baa haa haa......
So dat was our walky.....and mummies mumblins.......later xoxo
So I was wite and mummy waz finking ob me......we left off wiv me on me ownsum feelin a bit down and den I getz dis message from me mummy..... Leigh Cowderoy : Has a funny feeling my baby boy is a bit lonely so sendz a big kiss across the ocean *huge puff and there it goes* and a cyber cuddle wrapped in a snuggle and scattered with magical fairy dust in case he needs some help......let me know when u have caught all my love Cosmolitious xoxo Cosmo Cowderoy : OOOOOOH....I cawt da most majikal gifty frum my mummy.....I iz snug as a bug in a wug xoxo an i duz ave sum majikal powas ta get Victor Flagel Cosmo Cowderoy : Good news !!! Susan Kelly is safe....we juz be twying 2 get her exact locatun but oh so appy she be ok and she wiv Clara da Dwagon Cosmo Cowderoy : OK Hazel Grey Valentine .................... so we sortz Susan an Clara out 2morra......we iz soooooo close ta Victor Flagel, afta our wide....but I finks ee az bin dwugged again....oh....here be Susan Kelly Cosmo Cowderoy : anytime MrDillon Healy.....I mean Sarjunt.......I will take sum zzzzzzzzz's whilst u fart asses about.....harrumph....stomps off MrDillon Healy : No fart assings abouts .... we needs to gets a good night sleep and start afwesh in da morning, dis is one of da most impotent misshuns we has ever undertaken - Victor is pawsome and we needs him backs wiv us Cosmo Cowderoy : agwee Sarjunt.....Susan Kelly and Clara az bin picked up in da GEJ an will b back at da castle in 2.5 minutes so if we all getz sum west.....fink u should send a final message 2 her ta lay off da vodka or she'll be legless and useless fur 2morra Cosmo Cowderoy : ok MrDillon Healy, I iz back on da main fred.....iz ya here ??? MrDillon Healy : I is ... now gets some west Cos, we has major works to do tomowwow Cosmo Cowderoy : ok Bro....night night *whispers* loves ya D x MrDillon Healy : *whispers back so not to ruin his tough guy image* Luvs you too little bro ♥
Susan Kelly : Sir? Clara and I are back at castle. Per your instructions, I am laying off the sauce! I will be bright andchipper to rescue Victor. Should I meet you tomorrow morning with Hector?
Cosmo Cowderoy : yep.....Susan Kelly, we will all be weconveenin 2morrow so ave a good nites sleep xoxo nighty night
Susan Kelly : Goodnight Cos. You are very brave!.......... We all wake refreshed the next morning.......Susan is ready and raring to go with her new dragon ''Hector''.....and we continue........and like the ''Wizard of Oz we go from plain script into glorious technicolour with all the caste members profile pics (mummy elped me)
Susan Kelly : I just don't know Hector. I thought for sure we would have heard from Cos, or the Sargunt by now. You don't think that they have been captured too, do you? If we don't hear from them soon, I think you and I should head out for Mother Russia and hunt them down."
My Mum found me in a petshop way back in Nov 2005....it was the start of an amazing journey as Mum and I are soulmates, we started off in Dubai and enjoyed it very much, we then relocated back to the UK in 2009 and eventually moved to the country near the beach which I loved. Sadly I very recently earned my wings and a very sparkly halo and am now at Rainbow bridge but will ALWAYS be with my mummy, in her heart.
I was going to be a superstar and claim global recognition I was born to....Mum is still helping me on that and as you will see I was recently in the UK's largest newspaper so even from heaven I am still making my mark.