Mission M & S (Marks and Spencer)

So mum decides she wants to go shopping....bit of food and a bit a dis n dat but duzn't wanna leave me at da Otel place but knows she aint allowed to take me into da shop....so she get's dis big bag out.........

So I looks at her.........

U is up to sumfink....I can tell

she then put's a towell in her bag...I wealises it's her Gucci holdall, I aint normally allowed ta look at it ?........................................why would she put a towell in it......why she do that ?

We then has a nice walk and all is going well........we goes 2 a pet shop and I getz giben a gwavy bone, even meets anovva dawg....a Yorkie in fact called Teddy (orginal.....not)........we leaves da pet shop an mum is actin werry furtively.......den........she goes to a ''kwiet'' place.....and plonks me in da Gucci (she did this at Gatwick when we went ta pick up Gwandma !!!)....twas ok and its big an all but I is sure I kood be awwested if we did eva get cawt ??? !!!.............she lets me head poke out a bit and cubbers me wiv a pashmina (shawl fing)............I ears all dese odd noises....den I ears ''kerching'' dat be £16.78 pease....we walks a short distance and .................... ba ba boom...........................freedom !!!

So we walks off back to da otel....me outta da Gucci and walkin on me leashy....finkin....ma....u is barking but I wuvs ya....................... Da end of our mission but I finks I was werry impawtant in it !!!!!

Gawjus Gina

Gina's mummy did search and search....here and dere and eburywhere to find her darling girly da pawfect Bowdana.....years later she gave up.......den she found me on Twitter and we tailor made our tiniest Bowdana to date......how ''Bow wow Bootiful'' does Gina look ??? Gina was gonna wait for the 4th July to show it off but couldn't wait....she has visitors this weekend so is going to ''model'' it for them.

The First pic is da stars wiv her initial in Swarovski's

Dis pic shows da reverse side wiv a diamente paw print....................she looks ''Pawfect'' and is a werry good model we fink.

For Clare ..............RIP Sweet Baby

"I'll lend you for a little time a dog of mine" he said
For you to love while she lives and mourn for when she's dead.
It may be six or seven years or maybe more than these, but will you, till I call her back, take care of her for me?
She'll bring her charm to gladden you, and should her stay be brief, you will have her memories as solace for your grief.
I cannot promise she will stay, since all from earth return, but there are lessons taught down there that I want Clare to learn.
I've looked the wide world over in my search for teachers true, and from the throngs that crown life's lanes I have selected you.
Now when you give her all your love, don't think it's all in vain, or hate me when I come to call to take her back again?
I fancy that I heard you say 'dear Lord thy will be done' for all the joy that Clare shall bring, and the risks that we might run.
We'll shelter her with tenderness and love her while we may, and for the happiness we'll know, forever grateful stay.
And when the angels call for her we'll brave the bitter grief, but know that deep within our hearts she will only feel relief.

Have ya missed me....have ya though ?

Full blogging will be wesumed by me...da Cosmonaut......we has had werry secret missions ta cawwy out but we be back in full this coming Wed 25th May........okee cokey.....WOOOOOF.com

Swim when your Grinning

As my Cosmonauts will know I is still doin me swimmin lessons each week or hydro-fur-apy as Mum likes ta call it........she did anovva vid of me y'day ta go wiv all da overs of me swimmin cuz dey is all soooo diff'rent...what iz it wiv hoomanz an da flippin camera's an pics and now videos ? Mum took one t'other week when I ad just done a bum burp, had snot comin out my nose cuz I ad swum bout 20 miles an da teacher was going  pooey pooey at da smell of da bubblez I cauzed.......when a dawgs gotta botty burp a dogs gotta botty burp....didnt do nun y'day and had lotza admiwation from me fans................click da link for da movie of da week....I will be signin ''Pawtographs'' at next weeks session ok ?

http://youtu.be/reEn_uL0fI0